Robert Jenkins peed all over a bunch of meat.The figure might change once Rollback prices are factored in, but a man in Ohio managed to destroy $600 worth of Wal-Mart meat by peeing all over it.

Robert T. Jenkins, of Canton, showed up at a Wal-Mart late one recent night, strolled over to the meat section, whipped it out, and managed to produce enough urine to ruin $600 worth of steaks. We're thinking that that's got to take at least two whole cartons of Sunny D.

A shocked employee called the police, who came to take Jenkins away. He was charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct, which answers the question we've been asking ourselves our whole lives: What would I get charged for if I took a giant leak in the meat department at Wal-Mart?

It's still not known whether drugs or alcohol played a part in the incident, or if Jenkins is just totally bonkers. He's currently being held in jail in lieu of $25,000 bond and getting nervous looks from his fellow inmates.