Jan 26th 2010 By Justin Massoud

Sexy Jersey Girl or WWII Motorcycle-Tank Hybrid?

New Jersey's earned a worse rep than usual thanks to the cast of "Jersey Shore." Luckily, we've found gorgeous Maxim Hometown Hottie Cassandra to single-handedly redeem the Garden State. Now if only we could take her for a ride on a WWII motorcycle tank. Alas, it's one or the other.

Which would you rather have?
Cassandra. Jersey makes me feel dirty.	9089 (72.3%)
Motorcycle Tank. Rugged, off-everything transportation.	3481 (27.7%)

Cassandra
Pro: Open to sex in public so long as costumes are involved.
Con: She's from N.J.
Pro: Loves naked painting. Bring your brush.
Con: She's from N.J. Really, that's it.

Motorcycle Tank
Pro: You can literally drive anywhere.
Con: Self-loathing and stern looks for driving a former Nazi war vehicle.
Pro: Nothing like the cool wind in your hair and rumbling treads under your ass.
Con: Chances of getting a ticket are quadrupled.

Hit the jump for another hot shot of Cassandra.

Tags: Cassandra - motorcycle tank - MotorcycleTank

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Tuesday 26 January

By jbjg24m

Neutral

i'd take her in a minute !

Wednesday 27 January

By bigbadjohn

Neutral

get a more realistice women

Friday 12 February

By Digi

Neutral

Gimme the tank, at least I know its real and will continue to work after one use. Plus that chick has some weird mouth defect. Plus shes from New Jersey (ewwwww), even thinking about that place makes me wanta take a shower using rubbing alchohol.

Tuesday 23 February

By Alex Kramnov

Neutral

Its a Kettenkrad - but I'd take the chick too

Tuesday 26 January

By Luke

Highest Rank

For all of you who voted for Cassandra: You are fools. With a WWII Motorcycle Tank (Jesus, my keyboard is shaking from the power of those treads already) you could get any woman. ANY. WOMAN. And if she gives you any problems, it doesn't matter, because you have a fucking WWII Motorcycle Tank. 'nuff said.

Wednesday 27 January

By melwynitc

Highest Rank

Motorcycle Tank for History channel...

Wednesday 27 January

By Ignusxiii

Highest Rank

when you think about it, it is a difficult choice...the girl or the tank...on one hand, you'll be the talk of the town with that lady on your arm, then again, you'll be the talk of the town when you show up somewhere in that tank....
wait, can I have both? then it'll blow people's minds!

Saturday 30 January

By mare

Highest Rank

TANK OF COURSE.HAVING A NICE BODY DOESNT MAKE THE WHOLE PERSON,SHE COULD TURN OUT TO BE A REAL BITCH OF COURSE THE GUYS ARE THINKING WITH ONE HEAD.WHO THEY CAN USE NEXT.

Tuesday 09 February

By Dave Burcar

Highest Rank

and...?

Saturday 30 January

By logan

Lowest Rank

id like sex with the jersy girl even though im 9 years old

Sunday 31 January

By Dave

Lowest Rank

I'm from N.J. Have lived here all my life (37 years) and I'm from the southern part of jersey near philly and it's not all that bad.And I hate to tell you all this but New Jersey has the most beautiful and sexiest women in all the world. Jersey women rule...

Saturday 30 January

By dr. sausage

Neutral

WHAT DID WE DO TO ASYLUM TO DESERVE THIS?AFTER 6 MONTHS OF GAWKING AT LIP DRIPPING NYLA B., YOU SERVE UP THIS FRIED EGGS ON A WASHBORD WHO APPEARS TOO YOUNG TO ROLLER SKATE.I WILL FLAGELLATE MYSELF LIKE POPE JOHN PAUL UNTIL NYLA RETURNS OR I PASS OUT.

Saturday 30 January

By EL BUITRE

Neutral

if this is the best jersey has to offer, then you just came from west virginia.i flew out of cross keys airport, right where you live, and all i sawer was cows and sheep.Canada has the best looking women in the world.

Wednesday 03 February

By dr.sausage

Neutral

only a hermit would like this girl.i see better bodies at walmart.porkers in purple spandex with the kangaroo flap hanging down.lord have mercy on my soul.brother stair will hear about this.