New Jersey's earned a worse rep than usual thanks to the cast of "Jersey Shore." Luckily, we've found gorgeous Maxim Hometown Hottie Cassandra to single-handedly redeem the Garden State. Now if only we could take her for a ride on a WWII motorcycle tank. Alas, it's one or the other.| Cassandra. Jersey makes me feel dirty. | |
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| Motorcycle Tank. Rugged, off-everything transportation. |
Cassandra
Pro: Open to sex in public so long as costumes are involved.
Con: She's from N.J.
Pro: Loves naked painting. Bring your brush.
Con: She's from N.J. Really, that's it.
Motorcycle Tank
Pro: You can literally drive anywhere.
Con: Self-loathing and stern looks for driving a former Nazi war vehicle.
Pro: Nothing like the cool wind in your hair and rumbling treads under your ass.
Con: Chances of getting a ticket are quadrupled.
Hit the jump for another hot shot of Cassandra.



























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Thursday 18 February
By energyfactrophx@aol.com
The chic is HOT!!!! But think about what she'll look like in 65 years. She'll be an old dryed up spoiled jersy girl with a bad attitude and a list of dead husbands to her credit. I'd take the bike any day. All I have to do is drive this on over to Northern California and I's have the hottest white power chics crawling all over me. Chics that are tough as nails, wear bikinis, and shoot machineguns for fun.
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Thursday 18 February
By herringbone
SO, WHEN CAN WE EXPECT TO SEE THE NEW CHEESE WHIZ?....THIS ONE WAS A ZERO FROM THE GITGO.CRITTERS LIKE AN EMPTY HOT WATER BOTTLE.
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Monday 22 February
By Master Chief
Well, I would say the hot girl. But here's the problem. I'm almost sure the tank had less guys ride it than her.
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Monday 22 February
By stacy
I'm not into either. But, I guess I could use the tank as protection when I uh go into umm certain places that are dangerous. I just worry about the gas prices.
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Wednesday 24 February
By Steve
what the hell is so wrong about people from jersey?! im from jersey goddamnit and i am proud!
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Friday 05 March
By bologna
i want to see more and clearer pitchers of the tank. hubba hubba!
Saturday 27 February
By Diego
I'll take the tank. Then I will buy some military outfits and find Cassandra and propose costumed outdoors sex on the tank. Then afterwards I will still have the tank, it's probably a lot less maintenance-intensive.
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Saturday 27 February
By ZAG
I'll take the tank over the sksnk anytime
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Monday 01 March
By lewdles
Seriously, the ass that would get with the motorcycle tank, would far exceed the bull you would have to go through to do that chick. And if you have ever been to any major city, she is a dime a dozen. Seriously... if a machine like that between your legs, machines like HER would definitely want to sit on the machine between YOUR legs. No contest... think in longevity people... one piece of ass once, or LOTS OF ASS all the time? Yeah... I subscribe to the walk down the hill and eff em all mentality.
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Friday 05 March
By PhuqueKreeps
There's no such thing as a sexy Jersey girl; only ones that swallow and ones that don't.
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Monday 08 March
By kbis
How stupid can you get...Anyone would take the girl!
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Tuesday 09 March
By Jerk
You said HAVE the girl. If I owned her I would rent her out as a sex slave, at about $200 per 30 mins. Which is about what you would pay for a girl of this quality. Yes. Then, In a matter of days I could have made enough in pimping her out to all you desperate now broke losers to buy any motorcycle tank I want. Not sure but I may have to make my own ammunition for this thing. In conclusion: I'll take BOTH
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Tuesday 09 March
By E
You said HAVE the girl. If I owned her I would rent her out as a sex slave, at about $200 per 30 mins. Which is about what you would pay for a girl of this quality. Yes. Then, In a matter of days I could have made enough in pimping her out to all you desperate now broke losers to buy any motorcycle tank I want. Not sure but I may have to make my own ammunition for this thing. In conclusion: I'll take BOTH
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