New Jersey's earned a worse rep than usual thanks to the cast of "Jersey Shore." Luckily, we've found gorgeous Maxim Hometown Hottie Cassandra to single-handedly redeem the Garden State. Now if only we could take her for a ride on a WWII motorcycle tank. Alas, it's one or the other.
Which would you rather have?
Cassandra. Jersey makes me feel dirty.9089 (72.3%)
Motorcycle Tank. Rugged, off-everything transportation.3481 (27.7%)


Cassandra
Pro: Open to sex in public so long as costumes are involved.
Con: She's from N.J.
Pro: Loves naked painting. Bring your brush.
Con: She's from N.J. Really, that's it.

Motorcycle Tank
Pro: You can literally drive anywhere.
Con: Self-loathing and stern looks for driving a former Nazi war vehicle.
Pro: Nothing like the cool wind in your hair and rumbling treads under your ass.
Con: Chances of getting a ticket are quadrupled.

Hit the jump for another hot shot of Cassandra.