Over the next two-and-a-half months, Asylum will present 10 of the most incredibly bizarre performers we can find. Why? Because nothing is more entertaining online than freaky people doing freaky stuff.

Leading off the series is Tara Page (aka Gumby Girl). This contortionist twists her way out of a suitcase and into your heart in our rousing premiere of "Asylum Sideshow."

Want to be in the "Sideshow"? Drop a URL to a video of your performance in the comments, or email editor@asylum.com for a chance to be featured in the "Asylum Sideshow."