Ryan McKee, Asylum's resident genius, analyzes the latest Internet trends.

Today, a popular search trend has been "Greg Oden dirty pictures." Of course, that can mean nothing other than nude photos of the 7-foot-tall Portland Trailblazer were leaked on the Web.

Trend investigator Ryan McKee doesn't understand why people (especially men) would subject themselves to these depressing, insecurity-inducing images. He's decided to explain the full effect these images will have on you ...