Jan 29th 2010 By Asylum Staff

'Jersey Shore' Look-a-Like Pageant Results

Last night's "Jersey Shore" Look-a-Like Pageant was a success -- or a giant failure, depending on how you look at it. As a success, it was uncanny how well contestants resembled their reality star doppelgangers. As a failure, that means there are several people in the universe who look like the horrifying cast members.

Seven contestants introduced themselves, made up Jersey-like names, talked about how many Solo cups it took to get them into bed and showed off their talent (dancing like horny monkeys). While the scores were tallied, audience members were quizzed on relevant toughies such as "Who's the governor of New Jersey?" and "What is HPV?"

Second place went to the orange-colored gal with a white crop top and her butt cheeks hanging out, and first place went to the guy in the light-blue sweat jacket who incessantly sprayed himself with hair goo. He won $500. Mankind won nothing -- and possibly even lost everything. Sigh.

The Fist-Pumping Contest

Third-Place Winner for "Most 'Jersey Shore'"

Second-Place winner for "Most 'Jersey Shore'"

First-Place Winner for "Most 'Jersey Shore'"

Tags: events - jersey shore - JerseyShore - look-a-like - look-a-like contest ... - Look-a-likeContest... - look-alike - pageant

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Monday 01 February

By Marta

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BOZOS and BOZETTES!!!

Monday 01 February

By carol kurek

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If you even think that a small percentage of the people at the "jersey shore" look and act like the show or that contest, you are the "stupid" ones. They are playing off a stereotype. Housewives of NJ did the same thing. They are giving you what you already perceive NJ to be. Think whatever you want. When you go to Seaside Heights in the summer the "jersey shore" people are mostly from Staten Island, N.Y. Definitely fun to people watch!

Tuesday 02 February

By Ryan

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its obviously a joke! its probably something stupid and funny to do on a random night with your friends. and excuse to make fun of a ridiculous show. chill out toots.

Tuesday 02 February

By ryan

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i bet they were 100% serious too! haha no.

Wednesday 03 February

By Rona Barrett

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the cast is all trash and an insult to anyone human...

Wednesday 03 February

By Mariio

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They are not italians,I bet they are muts only muts that want to be italian act like that.Every body wants to be italian.
WHY?
And not even from jersey.
BROOKLYN italian here.

Thursday 04 February

By JayPSlugger

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Everyone USED to want to be Italian because the Italians taught the world how to conduct themselves like civilized beings and how to eat. NOW everyone (under 30 it seems) wants to be Black. No disrespect but the world was better when everyone wanted to be Italian.

Another BKLYN Italian

Saturday 06 February

By Jill

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Not one of them look like any of the Jersey Shore Cast...these are jst really bad impressions of wanna-be jersey shoree guidos/guiddiets

Monday 08 February

By rachel

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Dear Lola,
Really you are calling the cast of Jersey Shore stupid? I don't believe that you are one to talk. Look at the list I have composed about the mistakes you put in your comment:
1. All nationalities need to be capitalized. Example Italian, not italian. But good try!
2. Names and proper nouns should also be capitalized. Example: Ronnie, not ronnie. Another solid attempt though!
3. Is there a reason you put a [ in the middle of the word don't? Or are you just that dumb that you don’t know what that button is used for?
4. Capitalize all the I's in your comment. Were you not taught that in 1st grade?
5. You really believe news that is reported from TMZ? While I like TMZ, and find it to be more than amusing, I do not believe that they are a worthy TV show to be reporting actual news. Maybe instead of watching TMZ, you should turn your TV to a station called CNN. Learn something worthwhile. :)
6. Understand has a d at the end of it. U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D. I can tell you never competed in any form of spelling bee.
7. Again with your spelling ability, Sammi has an A in it. Right between the S and the first M.
8. Son't???? Did you mean to spell don't?
9. If you are addressing someone you should always but a comma after their name. Example: JWow, ....
10. Do not put random capital letters throughout your comment. Capital letters are meant for the beginning of sentences, and when someone's name is being written, or even places get capitalized.
11. Your comment did not flow. It was rather choppy in places. I would suggest trying to write your comments from now on with a little bit more sentence fluency, and try to stay with one topic at a time.

Thank you for taking note of these terrible grammar mistakes, and try to fix them in the future.

p.s.
None of these eight people claimed to be Italian, unless they were Italian. The show was about these eight people living together in a house on the shore of Jersey. There was not any sort of regulation set stating that all the cast members had to Italian. These people were simply having a good time, and allowing people around the nation to see what it was like to stay a summer on the Jersey Shore. I found them to be rather funny, and they seem to have a lot more common knowledge than you because you still do not know how to spell, or even when to use capital letters. If you are so worried about these people putting on a bad reputation for the "Italian" culture, why are you watching their show, and raising their ratings? If you were so concerned about the cast putting a bad reputation on the "Italians" why are you posting comments on things that relate to them? Because to me this looks like you are putting on the bad reputation, and your the one looking like the idiot. And everyone needs some loving, and if Snookie would like to publicly broadcast her ways of finding love, let her do so. Clearly you are the bitter one not getting any either for the simple fact that you place judgment on others when your points are no where near valid.