Yesterday, the Westboro Baptist Church and their subtly named picket group, God Hates Fags, brought their dog-and-pony show to San Francisco. That's right -- the freaky people came to freak out the freaky people.The religious group, based in Topeka, Kan., usually pickets soldiers' funerals, reasoning that they died defending a gay-loving country. Thursday, they set their sights on a larger target: the headquarters of the social media giant Twitter.
Apparently, God hates Twitter. Would it help matters if Jesus turned 140 characters into 280 characters?
At 4:30 p.m., surrounded by a police escort, the motley WBC crew -- comprised of four women and one large, clunky dude -- marched in front of the Twitter offices at 795 Folsom and kicked off the circus. But San Francisco's finest and funniest, who launched a counter-protest, were ready for them.
And so was Asylum. Keep reading to see more images from the protest.
Everyone played their part as the Westboro Baptist Church immediately antagonized the crowd of several dozen with a rousing chorus of "God Hates America," while dancing the twist on an American flag.
San Fran loves a protest. This is the town that pulls out their stilts and unicycles each time there's a war protest. Like railbirds, hecklers positioned themselves against the police barricades to fling insults that, in turn, elicited such astute WCB retorts as:"God hates the city of San Francisco. What part of that don't you fools understand?"
"Why don't you shut your mouth and open your Bible, sir!"
"You stand there with feces dripping out of your mouth! Get the feces out of your mouth -- then talk about shame!"
As the verbal assault continued, I raised my hand and asked the obvious: "Why Twitter? Does God hate Twitter?""We have not quarrels with Twitter. Twitter is a great platform," stated a gray-haired WBC woman juggling several signs that could be interpreted as funny and ironic if they were actually funny and ironic. Gesturing to one of the younger WBC women, she added, "Meagan, she's Twittering right now."
But she explained the reason behind the protest: "Twitter should be used to tell the punks of doomed America that God hates you!"
The vibe quickly began to turn from angry confrontation to something not unlike a gay disco with dance music thumping from a large boom box. Members of the Westboro Baptist Church even became sort of bored themselves when the attention was diverted away from them. Many spent the rest of the protest checking text messages.
While spontaneous sign-constructing erupted, the battle of bad street versus bad street theater raged on. Here are a few choice ironic and non-ironic signs from the Twitter protest. Yes, it's showtime!
"Oh, no! Oh, no! They better not be saying God hates Obama!" exclaimed a large African-American woman passing by.
I don't know what a "bitch burger" is, but if it were served at McDonald's, I'm sure it would be a part of an unhappy meal.
Computer nerds unite in the war against the WBC.
Apparently God doesn't like gays or crustaceans.
This man was stating the obvious. Perhaps the most controversial sign of the entire protest.
Was this sign directed at me, or at Twitter? I know I'm going to hell, but at least I'm going to enjoy the ride.
God sure hates a lot of things these days. Does he hate ponies because gay people like to ride them? Or is it because tiny horses really tick him off?
Good question. Maybe this protester should Twitter for more help on this matter?
Yes, this is one of my favorite Bible verses from the silly version of the scriptures.
Amen, fellow protester, a-freaking-men!
"Why should prisons be on the moon?" I asked."It's better than Mexico," she said. Pause. "Sometimes you just got to hold a sign!"
Westboro Baptist Church earns the revenge of the computer nerds.
Eeeew. Google the word santorum and cringe. But in the case of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, I think it's true.
Boom! You've been served, Westboro Baptist Church. Put that in your gay-hating pipe and smoke it!
What doesn't God hate these days?
If this is true, I'd like to high-five God in agreement.
The best use of an obscure reference to a 1960s British TV show at the entire protest.
It's hard for one person to juggle so much hate.
Now this protester is right on target with his sign. The big question is, does God hate Facebook? We all know he hates MySpace.
Someone get this protester a cookie -- and a Snuggie.
Aaaah! She's so right! God only hates ugly people.
God has got to understand this message.
At 5 p.m. on the dot, the Westboro Baptist Church packed up its hate signs and swiftly left the scene, with their police escort in tow. Their moment of wearing the hateful emperor's new clothes had ended."Twitter only gets a half-hour of hate!" a confused protester exclaimed at the WBC's sudden departure. "I guess Twitter really isn't that gay."


























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Friday 29 January
By jenjenjen
The facial hair on the God Loves MacNCheese sign guy is full of win.
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Friday 29 January
By BeeBoy
What IS a Bitch Burger? I think I want one? :)
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Sunday 13 February
By Alex
I think it means that they believe that fast food burgers are made of aborted fetuses. See Fred, Sr.'s infamous "Your' Gonna Eat Your Babies" speech.
Friday 25 February
By gill662009
dont eat it!!!
its my ex wife ground up and pressed into pattys!!!
Friday 29 January
By BeeBoy
What IS a Bitch Burger? I think I want one? :) I think I know why she's so angry..... she got hit with a really big ugly stick
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Saturday 12 June
By beeboy
What IS a bitch burger anyway? I think I want one! ;) and i know why she is so angry... she got hit with a really big ugly stick it thinks.
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Friday 29 January
By pervis
nice to know tony levin of king crimson came out to show his support
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Saturday 30 January
By Candy
lol Maybe the WBC should open their bibles first because definite fail on loving your neighbor as your self.
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Monday 01 February
By Qunt
Maybe they DO love their neighbors as they love themselves? If they hate themselves, then they'd hate everyone else, right? It sort of fits the empirical data.
Tuesday 02 February
By Flibble
I think I read it's mostly one family all living on the same land, so yeah, they probably do "loooove" their neighbors!
Saturday 30 January
By lawl
God hates Westboro Baptist Church...
Wait, what?
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Saturday 30 January
By Brocolli'sMyBoy
Yeah, they even say God Hates Lady Gaga; @meganphelps made a parody of her Poker Face hit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgxBOtAOIM
Effing nuts, I tell you. We're talking Planters, here.
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Sunday 31 January
By DOC
only in SF where the people are clever and witty. They will really need that police escort if they tried that in SD.
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Sunday 31 January
By Yanos
I love the fact that the counter-protest wasn't returning hate and anger with hate and anger, but, rather, with silliness and fun (yay!). Or maybe it's more like returning absurdity with absurdity. I wonder if it made the WBC people re-evaluate their views, or at least their actions.
Oh, by the way, I totally did google the word "santorum"... (*cringe*) I just learned something that I wish I hadn't.
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Wednesday 03 February
By chris
you know i think that the counter protest was totally awesome and some of the comments made in this blog were hillarious... but i ask that all of you remember to pray for those poor confused souls (especially fred phelps) that they find the peace that their hearts are longing to find and that they find God very soon because they really are mislead... i will pray for you all too!!!
love,
Chris
Sunday 31 January
By Georganne Ross
Best laugh all day... I'm so proud I once lived in San Francisco. Nobody does wacky protest or counter-protest better! :)
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Sunday 31 January
By Mark Stevens
I looked in the Bible and couldn't find anywhere that it said God hated anything, I did, however, find John 3:16 that says "God so LOVED the world that he sent his only Son so that whoever believed in Him would not perish but would receive eternal life." WBC must have a different Bible!.
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Monday 01 February
By Doc Rings
As a christian... I really **detest** these Westboro folks. They are the 'Al-qaeda' of the christian world, and do **not** represent what Jesus taught us or asked us to do.
Hebrews 11:14 Make every effort to live in peace with **all men**
[sort of opposite of what these terrible WBC people are doing, isn't it???]
This WBC has it sooo backward from how Jesus did it so right 2000 years ago... love others first, and you gather followers second.
Love you all,
Cheers!
Doc
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Monday 01 February
By TDag
A young man decided to attend a Westboro Baptist Sermon one Sunday. After the sermon Fred Phelps pulled the young man aside and told him his clothing was inappropriate for this church, "It makes you look like a fag" he said. Fred suggested he pray and ask God what to wear next Sunday.
The next Sunday Fred saw the young man in the same style clothes as before.
Irritated, Fred pulled the young man aside and asked,"Did you not pray to God and ask what to wear?"
The young man replied, "Yes, and God said he had no clue what I should wear to your church as he has never been there."
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Tuesday 02 February
By BillyB
LOL...that was funny.