Yesterday, the Westboro Baptist Church and their subtly named picket group, God Hates Fags, brought their dog-and-pony show to San Francisco. That's right -- the freaky people came to freak out the freaky people.The religious group, based in Topeka, Kan., usually pickets soldiers' funerals, reasoning that they died defending a gay-loving country. Thursday, they set their sights on a larger target: the headquarters of the social media giant Twitter.
Apparently, God hates Twitter. Would it help matters if Jesus turned 140 characters into 280 characters?
At 4:30 p.m., surrounded by a police escort, the motley WBC crew -- comprised of four women and one large, clunky dude -- marched in front of the Twitter offices at 795 Folsom and kicked off the circus. But San Francisco's finest and funniest, who launched a counter-protest, were ready for them.
And so was Asylum. Keep reading to see more images from the protest.
Everyone played their part as the Westboro Baptist Church immediately antagonized the crowd of several dozen with a rousing chorus of "God Hates America," while dancing the twist on an American flag.
San Fran loves a protest. This is the town that pulls out their stilts and unicycles each time there's a war protest. Like railbirds, hecklers positioned themselves against the police barricades to fling insults that, in turn, elicited such astute WCB retorts as:"God hates the city of San Francisco. What part of that don't you fools understand?"
"Why don't you shut your mouth and open your Bible, sir!"
"You stand there with feces dripping out of your mouth! Get the feces out of your mouth -- then talk about shame!"
As the verbal assault continued, I raised my hand and asked the obvious: "Why Twitter? Does God hate Twitter?""We have not quarrels with Twitter. Twitter is a great platform," stated a gray-haired WBC woman juggling several signs that could be interpreted as funny and ironic if they were actually funny and ironic. Gesturing to one of the younger WBC women, she added, "Meagan, she's Twittering right now."
But she explained the reason behind the protest: "Twitter should be used to tell the punks of doomed America that God hates you!"
The vibe quickly began to turn from angry confrontation to something not unlike a gay disco with dance music thumping from a large boom box. Members of the Westboro Baptist Church even became sort of bored themselves when the attention was diverted away from them. Many spent the rest of the protest checking text messages.
While spontaneous sign-constructing erupted, the battle of bad street versus bad street theater raged on. Here are a few choice ironic and non-ironic signs from the Twitter protest. Yes, it's showtime!
"Oh, no! Oh, no! They better not be saying God hates Obama!" exclaimed a large African-American woman passing by.
I don't know what a "bitch burger" is, but if it were served at McDonald's, I'm sure it would be a part of an unhappy meal.
Computer nerds unite in the war against the WBC.
Apparently God doesn't like gays or crustaceans.
This man was stating the obvious. Perhaps the most controversial sign of the entire protest.
Was this sign directed at me, or at Twitter? I know I'm going to hell, but at least I'm going to enjoy the ride.
God sure hates a lot of things these days. Does he hate ponies because gay people like to ride them? Or is it because tiny horses really tick him off?
Good question. Maybe this protester should Twitter for more help on this matter?
Yes, this is one of my favorite Bible verses from the silly version of the scriptures.
Amen, fellow protester, a-freaking-men!
"Why should prisons be on the moon?" I asked."It's better than Mexico," she said. Pause. "Sometimes you just got to hold a sign!"
Westboro Baptist Church earns the revenge of the computer nerds.
Eeeew. Google the word santorum and cringe. But in the case of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, I think it's true.
Boom! You've been served, Westboro Baptist Church. Put that in your gay-hating pipe and smoke it!
What doesn't God hate these days?
If this is true, I'd like to high-five God in agreement.
The best use of an obscure reference to a 1960s British TV show at the entire protest.
It's hard for one person to juggle so much hate.
Now this protester is right on target with his sign. The big question is, does God hate Facebook? We all know he hates MySpace.
Someone get this protester a cookie -- and a Snuggie.
Aaaah! She's so right! God only hates ugly people.
God has got to understand this message.
At 5 p.m. on the dot, the Westboro Baptist Church packed up its hate signs and swiftly left the scene, with their police escort in tow. Their moment of wearing the hateful emperor's new clothes had ended."Twitter only gets a half-hour of hate!" a confused protester exclaimed at the WBC's sudden departure. "I guess Twitter really isn't that gay."


























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Monday 01 February
By cam
We need to remember that WBC is NOT a "church", this is a hate group. Also no one in there right mind can find so many things to hate, if they are not a hate group (or not in there right mind).
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Monday 01 February
By Rob Cockerham
Check and MATE.
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Monday 01 February
By James
Thanks so much for this post! I've always loved the creativity inspired amongst those of us deemed "less-than" and the wit and smiles in these pix demonstrate one of the reasons why I do!!
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Tuesday 02 February
By BenV
I was going to say that I don't get the "Bitch Burger" thing either--then I realized that might imply that I *do* get the rest of it...
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Monday 01 February
By andygeiger
Harmon, that piece absolutely made my day, week, month. I (heart) San Francisco! I'm so moving to the Bay area someday...
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Tuesday 02 February
By DaleC
As a hetero Christian white male from the Deep South, I say to my brothers and sisters in San Fran.... BRAVO!!!
Love and humor will defeat those WBC bastards every time.
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Tuesday 02 February
By BillyB
Ewwwwww, why oh why did I google santorum...even after I saw all the "cringes". I hope that God doesn't hate stupid people who Google santorum.
Now I want to go to the next WBC protest, seems like so much fun!
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Tuesday 02 February
By Mike B
LOL, this is the best thing to come out of San Francisco since.......um.....Hmmm. This is the first good thing to come out of San Francisco!
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Thursday 04 February
By Sarah
GOD HATES YOU WBC.
GOD HATES YOUR SIGNS WBC.
GOD SAYS YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL
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Friday 05 February
By Future Signmaker
KERMIT HATES GONZO
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Saturday 06 February
By soadomized001
This is amazing. Pure epicness:)
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Sunday 07 February
By Paul
The macaroni and chees guy was wereing a XKCD shirt. FTW
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Thursday 11 February
By Kishore Patel
*wondering what happens when Steve Jobs passes by*
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*steve jobs 10 minutes later holding a sign* GOD HATES VISTA!
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Friday 19 February
By Mary
God bless the Westboro Baptist Church. Doing the Lord's work preaching to DOOMED AMERICA ... who won't listen and won't repent. They love living in their sins the way a pig loves rolling its own filth.
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Thursday 04 March
By deez fingers
All they want is a little attention and a lot of money!!!!
GOD HATES MONDAYS
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Saturday 06 March
By ROBERT KARKHECK
FROM WHAT I SEE; THE BEST PART OF THESE PEOPLE RAN DOWN THEIR DADS LEG WHILE HE WAS HUMPING THEIR MAMA.
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Saturday 06 March
By ROBERT KARKHECK
THE BEST PART OF THESE PEOPLE RAN DOWN THEIR MAMA,S LEG WHILE THEIR DAD WAS DOING HIS THING WITH HER.
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Tuesday 27 April
By Carly
Check out this short video on the Westboro Baptist Church
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Tuesday 27 July
By misty
there ought to be a law against protesting soldiers funerals.... there ought to be a law against disrespecting the american flag..
and.... last but not least.. there ought to be a law that prohibits the actions and protests that threaten the peace and well being of this great nation.. prohibiting the actions and protests of WBC... they ought to be shut down.... this is not only a hate group but an increasingly emerging terrorist group!!!! they hate eveyone including you and me... unless we subscribe to their utopian belief system and way of life... wake up America!!! God does Not hate!!!
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Friday 15 April
By Richard
The Phelps cult manipulates the Equal Access to Justice Act in a scam to make money from protesting. They try to get arrested or provoke the passage of a law or ordinance banning their activities, then sue to get the law overturned, and collected inflated legal fees from the body that passed the law under the EAJA. The reason they left after 30 minutes? When it became evident they were being greeted with mockery and laughter instead of anger and arresting officers, the profit motive disappeared, and with it their enthusiasm.
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