Not overwhelmingly compelled to buy a Calvin Klein suit all of a sudden? Yeah, we didn't think so. Because this billboard, now filling in their rotating Houston Street space, is freaking creepy.

We never thought it would come to this but we actually miss their way-too-feminine orgy billboard from the summer.

Here's a novel idea, Calvin Klein. If you want to sell clothes, why don't you, um, advertise just the clothes. Either that or change industries and go into the baby oil biz.