Feb 1st 2010 By Ryan Simmons
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Monday 01 February
By Chris Ket
Whinny like a pony Ryan.
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Monday 01 February
By misanthropegirl
Poor Ryan. Do like the shout-out to his Mom in the middle, though.
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Sunday 07 March
By mohaid
huipkl
Monday 01 February
By Katie Mulfinger
This was wonderful! You're such a good sport, Ryan, interacting with the girls. Most guys don't have the guts to actually do this!
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Monday 01 February
By Sara
Ryan! Get the f-out of town!!! That was hilarious and fantastic! I literally laughed out loud. I loved it. MORE MORE MORE!
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Tuesday 02 February
By tombot33
I am entertained both in my pants AND in my brain. Win/win
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Wednesday 03 February
By mjknarf
Ryan, don't act like this is your first time. Good stuff!
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Tuesday 09 February
By Barb
Ryan S! U R 2 funny...Enjoyed this:)
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Monday 08 February
By beanie
Great video. I especially loved watching the men taking pictures on the cell. Awesome!! edit job.
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Sunday 11 April
By Ajayakumar
only sex in my life
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Tuesday 15 February
By Vince
You probaly heve millions of men that want to be your salve. What can I bring to the table ??? You can bite me for real and leave marks and even blood.
A fantasy is something that cannot happen or it is not a fantasy.
My fantasy is to have two women working on me. One is slowly strangling me while the other is sucking my cock. The hands on my neck get tighter and tjghte while the teeth get more and more violent while I start to turn blue my cock falls to the floor.
Porn has not gome Hi-tech, perhaps because of the laws, but that does not mean it cannot...If I could make my fantasy come true I would,
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