If you're the sort of dude who wonders what Beth Ditto from the Gossip would look like in an X-rated movie, then you'll want to snatch up your ticket to this June's Big on the Beach event in Negril, Jamaica.

The week-long extravaganza catering to swingers is devoted to full-bodied men and women -- and anyone else who drools over extreme curves. These portly pervs will be taking over Hedonism II, the "super-inclusive" resort where free love (not to mention free food) reigns.

As LoveVoodoo event organizer Todd Crawford writes: "If you have limited vacation, like most of us, would you rather be laying on the white sand beaches of Hedo II, and partying in their world-famous hot tub, or stuck in a hotel, where you can only be nude on one floor?"

In addition to nightly costume parties (two words: PJ night), guests will be joined by plus-size porn starlet April Flores, the co-star of such movies as "Waist Watchers 4," "Strapped Dykes" and "Belladonna's Toy Box."

Asylum interviewed Crawford and Flores via e-mail to find out more about this enormously interesting event.

As you can tell from the video below, Flores is an icon within the adult-film community. "My main inspiration for doing what I do is to show that bigger people can and do enjoy sex and expressing their sexuality," she tells us. "I do feel BBWs still face obstacles in the world of erotic entertainment and films, but me and my peers like Kelly Shibari are working very hard to lessen the obstacles."

Not including Flores, Crawford guesstimates that attendees will be made up of 50 percent couples in "open relationships," 30 percent single men and 20 percent single women. He also adds that not everyone will be full-figured. "In fact, the photos I have seen, the guys are very in shape," he tells Asylum. "Bodybuilder-looking guys. Go figure!"

If these men are so-called "chubby chasers," Flores wouldn't mind one bit. "I think skinnier guys who lust after full-figured women are cute," she says. "There is truth in the saying that opposites attract. That may be the reason that I personally prefer men with a slender build."

In the depressing event you'll be unable to make it to Jamaica, you can always enjoy Flores's virtual company, courtesy of the lifelike Voluptuous CyberSkin P*ssy. Hey, at least you'll save big on airfare.