As a teacher, there are many things you can't do in a school. You can not get naked with another teacher while your class is in an assembly. You also can not encourage your students to fight each other and keep it a secret.

Yet that's exactly what Joseph Gullotta of PS 65 in Ozone Park is being accused of doing. And he may have had help from Abraham Fox, 43.

When two of Guillotta's students began a spat, he allegedly broke them up and encouraged one kid to pick a fight with a different kid, saying, "You are my favorite star student, why don't you start a fight with him instead?' "

The students obliged and butted heads, leaving one with a split lip and another one with a possible concussion. Guilotta created an elaborate story about a fallen pencil to trick the school nurse and the only reason the fight is in the limelight now, is because one of the kid's fathers heard him complaining that he didn't have enough fans in his corner.

The teachers have been reassigned and, if convicted of acting in a manner injurious to a child under 17, they'll face up to a year in prison -- where they can probably resume their fight clubbing tendencies.