Believe it or not, there are people out there who pretend to be down with the nerd rabble to boost their geek cred in a bid for money and attention. It's horrifying to consider, but that smoking-hot model-cum-movie-starlet may not actually give a sh-t about the latest X-Men series. She most likely had her personal assistant do a little research and feed her some buzzwords so she could put up a good front in an interview with the columnist from "Uber Geek Quarterly." ("Yes, Frank, I love comic books. My favorite character is Wolverine. He's so hot, and he's got those claws. I know he'd keep the paparazzi away!") And as quickly as she memorized the material, it's gone -- just like the lines from her last finished scene.
Keep reading for our list of the most egregious offenders who fake geek good.
Megan Fox. It's ironic that the aptly-named Fox got her start fooling fanboys by starring in a movie about robots in disguise, since she shamelessly disguises herself as just one of the geeks. If tricking people into believing she's a comic book aficionado was an Academy Award category, she'd have five Oscars sitting on her mantle. As much as we'd all love to imagine her lying on her bed, feet swaying in the air, wearing just an oversize T-shirt and panties with her perfect little nose in a comic book, it's time to come to terms with the fact that that just isn't plausible. By all means continue viewing her as gorgeous (she is), but let's purge the misguided notion that she's well-versed in comic books from the collective nerd unconscious.
Olivia Munn. Normally it takes two exposed breasts to land the cover of Playboy, but in the case of G4TV's "Attack of the Show!" host Olivia Munn, just having them is enough.
Catering to all things tech, Munn puts up an extremely convincing case for being a bona fide dork. However, her not-so-nude centerfold in Playboy raised eyebrows (among other things) about her intentions, and she's said how games were her "weak suit." None of that stopped the fanboy furor over her spread; one site even regarded her as "the hottie with Geek Goddess approachability -- the gamer's Athena." We're not quite sold. Is she co-opting her popularity with the nerdcore who watches "Attack of the Show!" to launch a more far-reaching career? Probably. Does G4TV kinda know that already and thus have no qualms with helping objectify her on air by making her eat a hot dog dangling from a string? Definitely.
Kristen Stewart. Comic Con is the new big thing when it comes to blatant self-promotion for celebrities looking to tap into a demographic that doesn't sit around watching "Entertainment Tonight." It's treated like the "Access Hollywood" of nerd get-togethers by PR folks, and for good reason: Attendees spend most of their disposable income on video games, comic books, action figures, and movies en masse. It's a marketing meat market - something the suits behind the "Twilight" movies obviously noticed when they sent Kristen Stewart (and whoever those other two guys are) there for a panel. Sporting a punked-up style that her stylist probably took three hours "putting together," Stewart's appearance at Comic Con belied her geek-free resumé. She is, however, portraying Joan Jett in the upcoming flick "The Runaways," which, while not nerdy, is pretty badass, and that's a step in the right direction. But using the vaunted Comic Con as fodder for press about already hugely popular teen romance movies featuring sparkling vampires is tantamount in tackiness to cos-playing as Dr. Manhattan from "Watchmen" -- blue wang and all.
Or, as Jordan Newmark, editor of Kristen Stewart Wants IT, told Asylum, "It isn't her lack of trying. Clearly, Kristen Stewart "wants" to be a geek. But there isn't anything "geeky" about being young, hot, famous, playing Joan Jett, raising wolves as pets, and dating one of the most fawned-after guys in Hollywood."
Kristin Kreuk. What is it with actresses named "Kristen" (or in this case "Kristin") and their tendency to play up their clout with the geek community when in fact they really have no idea what they're talking about or getting into? Kreuk got her big break on "Smallville," which is essentially Superman's answer to "The O.C.," playing Lana Lang and then landed the starring role in 2009s "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li." This is the clearest case of an actress taking on a role just to take advantage of a fan base. If she had any grasp of the "Street Fighter" franchise, she'd have known before signing on to play everyone's favorite abnormally thighed ass-kicker that Hollywood's first attempt ended up not only being one of the worst video game film adaptations, but one of the worst movies ever made. If humanity were to make a time capsule that held the worst collective moments of the species, the original flick starring Jean-Claude Van Damme would reside right next to Hitler's "Mein Kampf" and a "Cotton-Eyed Joe" cassette single.
The kicker (no pun intended)? She's only played "Street Fighter" once.


























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Friday 05 February
By Dan
Olivia Munn is the only one here that strikes me as a faker. I've seen Fox and Stewart in interviews and they seem like legitimately awkward people that probably grew up as outcasts and dorks. Hell the positively cringe-worthy tattoos all over Fox speak for themselves.
The Kreuk one I've never heard of but she doesn't strike me as someone that has ever pretended to be a dork. If she has then I haven't seen her do it.
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Friday 05 February
By Ali
I agree about Kristen Stewart. She may not be a comic book geek, but she definitely has the socially awkward thing down pat. That, or she's just high all the time.
Friday 05 February
By Lizzy
So why can't famous people be geeky? I know quite a few geeky actors who happen to be in a few movies, and do local commercials, a few of which I know will become big one day.
Maybe some people were geeks before they became stars. Just because you're a famous, young, hot actor/actress doesn't mean you can't enjoy a little anime, or manga and comic books once in a while. Sheesh.
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Friday 05 February
By HB341
I believe that's why they call it ACTING & not BEING.
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Saturday 06 February
By Dildo_Raper
Who. Cares.
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Sunday 07 February
By cb3
Olivia Munn should be the top of this list, she is model, and a actress not a geek. As a matter of fact I watch AOTS and I have never heard her comment on a recent game that she really loved playing with enthusiam unless they wrote it into the script for her. She should just breakdown and confess she is on AOTS to further her acting career and model spreads and that gaming is waste of time when she can be in front of the camera or at a photo shoot.
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Wednesday 03 March
By mross
newsflash, your subculture isn't sacred, nobody really gives a shit how "outraged" a bunch of sub-humans are about anything.
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Thursday 18 March
By tangilct
THANK YOU! Although you didn't deliver proof, I've been saying the same about Megan, Olivia, and Kristin for a while. When Fox rolled off that list of comics she loved, I did some fact checking and realized she was pursuing a movie based on a comic by the same authors. Olivia is purely eyecandy for AotS, which is why I stopped watching. She annoys the HELL out of me. And Kruenk is the worst. She always gets these great nerdy parts, but plays them like she's the head cheerleader. I HATED her as Lana Lang, making the Chun-Li Movie was a disater, and she's even infiltrated Chuck T_T Ugh! She ruins everything.
As an actual girl nerd/geek (not a dork), I hate seeing other females just using the fanbase as their own personal cash cow. Including models who dress up in comic cosplay for cons just to sell stuff at booths. Do you know why Harley Quinn is awesome? If not, then don't put on the mask. Do you understand the bad-assness of Chun-Li? If not, don't sign on to a movie and disappoint millions of fans of an awesome (but previously raped) franchise. Sure, all it takes is wikipedia to be a semi-expert on any geeky topic, but get into it because you're genuinely interested, but because it's a good PR move. :(
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Monday 01 November
By ActualNerd
Exactly. Congrats to you, author, you see the empresses new clothes, or lack thereof. These shrews are exactly the kind of women who derided girls like me mercilessly for liking all things geek back in the days when nerd meant something negative. After the dotcom phenomenon associated nerd-dom with money *SURPRISE* you see bimbos "slumming in geekville" for PR. And the brigade of clueless nerd men who froth at the mouth to defend these harpies, well, it's a betrayal to your own kind. You are now no better than jocks or douches, because at the end of the day, you're all trying to bang the cheerleader. Grow a pair (of cerebral folds) and look beyond the vapid whore with the spray tan balancing a PS3 controller on her cooch in a magazine.
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Saturday 08 January
By Amanda
I am confused. What classifies someone as being a 'geek' or 'nerd'. Because it seems to me that there are apparently a lot less qualifying factors than what you make it out to be. Is there some sort of knowledge test you have to pass? I'm love American comics and anime/manga, and I play RPG games, but I can't recite Battle Star Galactica or name off every well-known comic book artist out there.
This is sad really. It's like when a 'die-hard' lover of a band says you're not a real fan because you don't know all their songs and don't have all their merch.
I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with the females you mentioned, just wondering where the crossing point is between non-nerd and nerd.
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