You've got some lady friends coming over for the Super Bowl, and chances are the only time they've seen Reggie Bush is on the hot Kardashian sister's Twitter. Sure, some girls are down with frozen chicken wings and a case of Natty Ice, but what if she's the more sophisticated type?Jess Altieri from WineChannelTV shows us how to use wine to impress the ladies so that they stick around to get a taste of the real game. (Yeah, we don't know what that means either.)
Pregame Keys: If you plan on getting lucky, I'd start by cleaning up your dirty socks, nail clippings and the hidden video camera pointed at your bed. For $20 get a neighbor to vacuum, buy some Febreeze and a fresh roll of TP.
1st Down: Dump the beer from your fridge. Beer bloats -- that's the last thing women want. Decent white and red wine in the $10-20 range are perfect; chill some white; clean some glasses. Get a corkscrew, and for $10 you can wow the ladies. Wine glasses help over those red plastic cups too.
2nd Down: Down and out veggie tray -- don't attempt this on your own if you can't tell cauliflower from broccoli. Look downfield, hit the grocery store with a down and out produce section, ask someone for help, and get a tray made for you.
3rd Down: Chips and salsa. A $10 wine from Wal-Mart like Casillero Del Diablo will bring out the spiciness of the salsa ... and the ladies.
Get some crisp Sauvignon Blanc like Monkey Bay for less than $10, it will hit the spot with that veggie tray.
Cheese dip: Get something creamy, like Cupcake Chardonnay ... did you say you wanted some of my cupcake?
4th Down Play: Champagne -- you can never go wrong. And, of course, this can be used for celebration ... and mimosas the morning after ...
See Jess catch up with Wine Library TV's Gary Vaynerchuk, and find out which whites you should be pairing with your chips and guacamole.
If you want to know more about wine and certified sommelier Jess Altieri, aka Just Jess, check out WineChannelTV.tv


























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Saturday 06 February
By curt
if you ever put a story like this to print again, I will promote a lockout on your website....THE WORDS WINE AND SUPERBOWL SHALL NEVER SHARE THE SAME PERIOD AGAIN!!!
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Saturday 06 February
By curt
if you ever put a story like this to print again, I will promote a lockout on your website....THE WORDS WINE AND SUPERBOWL SHALL NEVER SHARE THE SAME PERIOD AGAIN!!!
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Saturday 06 February
By faggy
That cow, KAY whatsher- name on SKY NEWS, the one who "INTERVIEWED" Peter Andre ? Asylum watchers who witnessed her assault on a mug of a guy who's only crime was to get shafted by a slag in drag (JORDAN)should add their endorsments to a long list and get her fired!!! Cheeky bitch reduced the guy to tears persisting with her idea of hard line interview. What an amateur she is!!! She refused to shut her face even though she was asked nicely. Clearly she's one of those p***ks who cant close thier beaks mid sentence, lest they forget the spiell!! Fire the mare, she's a disgrace to journalism.
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