Super Bowl? There's nothing super about it. Nobody has heat vision or superspeed, nobody teleports or duplicates himself or phases through another player. And that, sir, is not a Super Bowl. It's a Performance-Enhanced Bowl at best. Our friends over at ComicsAlliance couldn't take the misleading name anymore. In order to show the NFL what's really super, CA compiled its choices and scouting reports for the Big Two dream teams. It's Marvel vs DC, kiddies. Seven-on-seven on a mile-long field, with no wimpy punting or flying allowed. At stake: market share. (via Comics Alliance)