PinpointsX is a smartphone app that cures loneliness. The app uses the GPS in your cell phone, plus your membership to its Web site, to find you some hot, local action. (You know, "people who want to have a good time," which is a nice way of saying "people who want to have sex for money.")

It's free to join, but you have to answer lots of very specific questions about your turn-ons. (Honestly, our lives were better before we were forced to admit to ours.) Once you log in you'll see a "Fling Map" with all the fine ladies who might be in the area, along with the hours they're working their particular street corner.

We're hoping the next version of PinpointsX has a map to show the nearest STD clinics.