Getting dumped sucks. But dumping all the crap from a failed relationship is even suckier.

You could always throw out your evil ex's junk, of course. Or you could set fire to it on your front lawn. But just this once, how about handling your breakup like a champ?

All this Friday (tomorrow), the Goodwill location in Colonial Park, Penn., will be staging an anti–Valentine's Day weekend event that it's calling the "Dump Your X's Stuff Drive." Finally -- the noble excuse you've been looking for to get rid of those mementos you never should have been hanging on to in the first place.

The push for donations couldn't be happening at a better time of year, explains Jennifer Ross, a spokesperson for Goodwill locations in the Keystone area.

"During the winter months," Ross tells Asylum, "there is traditionally a decrease in donations. We thought a drive in the winter would help spike donations. At least something good would come from something that went bad."

There are obviously items that Goodwill won't accept.

"As a result of relationships gone badly," says Ross, "we've received clothes, engagement rings, wedding bands and wedding gifts. We won't take tires, lawn mowers, large appliances or mattresses. We ask people to keep it clean and legal."

Good idea. We all know nothing clean or legal happened on that mattress anyway.

Even if you don't live near Colonial Park, Asylum urges lovelorn readers to use this clever event as an opportunity to remove all evidence that you ever dated that tramp by donating it to your preferred local charity. And we'd really like to know: Do you still own anything one of your exes left behind?