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Feb 16th 2010 By Emily McCombs
A Woman's Perspective on Steak and BJ Day
You may have noticed a lot of guys walking down the street with bouquets of roses this weekend and thought to yourself, Wow, there must be a lot of repentant philanderers this time of year. Actually it was Valentine's Day. Luckily, there's a holiday you may be more interested in called Steak and BJ Day, and Asylum's token girl is here to tell you all about it.
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Thursday 18 February
By RAN
Lol I was not aware of the Stake & BJ Day.
I enjoying watching your videos btw.
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Saturday 20 February
By dewayne
Ive been waiting for a day like this all my life!!!!
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Saturday 20 February
By shamare
So when is Lobster and Labia day?
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Tuesday 09 March
By Isaac
14 February, innit?
Sunday 21 February
By beanie
Hey Emily, I love your videos, keep them coming. I'm always open for a good laugh. I wish people would stop commenting on your tatoos.
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Monday 22 February
By SLayz
most hilarious set of videos on asylum. Emily youre hilarious! you just speak the truth...
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Monday 22 February
By Jane
As a woman, I think this idea makes sense, but if he gives you nothing for Valentine's Day and doesn't even spring for fast food, then the favor's returned in March.
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Monday 22 February
By Ibrahim | TwentiesLife.com
"feel me up during an arby's commercial." I fell out of my seat, I was laughing so hard.
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Monday 22 February
By Crook
lol...
This was a little silly. Men often take woman out on "dates" that are similiar to a Valentines Day night (Dinner and a movie). Men (not all men) usually do this for the woman (at least the men not trying to get laid at the end of the night) because they know woman appreciate these events.
For men, this is an act of selflessness. We are doing something that costs us time and money for the pleasure of our significant other (whom we care about).
A BJ is the reciprocal. It is a selfless act on behalf of the woman for the pleasure of the male. A relationship is a two way street that must be met in the middle by both partners.
So you can keep the burger and dry palms... cuz if that's what's for dinner, there is no surprise men prefer to go out for that proverbial "fast food".
And yes, "fast food" was innuendo for "whores". =p
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Sunday 14 March
By Jeff
You should feel lucky that some dude would put his dong in your pie hole. Yikes. Personally, I don't think I could get it up if I had to look at you. For your guy, it's steak, bj and paper bag day.
BTW, it's steak AND bj day. He's not supposed to take you out to dinner. You're supposed to feed him.
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Monday 04 October
By Jeff
Yeah true burger and and a handjob, not that bad.
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Monday 21 February
By Jenny
Haha this was hilarious! Makes sense to me though, an intentional shoddy valentines day deserves a poor steak and bj day, it's only fair.
Though for me, on valentines day me and my significant other usually exchange gifts because we both want to make each other happy. Steak and bj day will most definitely be the same :D
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