Elton John told Parade magazine, "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems." Other than "compassion," he doesn't give any reasons for thinking the Christian savior is homosexual. (This isn't going to go over well on Fox News.)

Such a bold statement needs to be explored. Fortunately, Asylum's resident trend genius Ryan McKee is on the case ...



Ryan McKee, Asylum's resident genius, analyzes the latest Internet trends.