Asylum's lifelong boyhood dreams officially came true this past weekend as our obsession with comics and weakness for tassel-twirling ladies combined during Epic Win's Holy Sh*t ... Batman! Burlesque.

Nerds and classic striptease lovers filled the aisles of the sold-out show as everyone from Harvey Dent to Harley Quinn showed up and stripped down. (We also found out that Two-Face's disfiguring traits go below the belt as well).

Epic Win member Lefty Lucy, who performed as the Riddler, said, "When I was growing up, I was obsessed with the live-action 'Batman' show, and [Frank] Gorshin's performance really struck me. All of the Epic Win girls are fans of comics. A number of us even swap comics as we find new ones we love."

Luckily we were able to wipe the steam from our glasses long enough to snap a few exclusive photos.

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Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age's performs her interpretation of Selena Kyle becoming Catwoman during Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age's performs her interpretation of Selena Kyle becoming Catwoman.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age's performs her interpretation of Selena Kyle becoming Catwoman.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age's performs her interpretation of Selena Kyle becoming Catwoman.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age's performs her interpretation of Selena Kyle becoming Catwoman.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Miss Mary Cyn's interpretation of the Joker from Dark Knight.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Miss Mary Cyn's interpretation of the Joker from Dark Knight.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Miss Mary Cyn's interpretation of the Joker from Dark Knight.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Miss Mary Cyn's interpretation of the Joker from Dark Knight.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque

Lefty Lucy performs her interpretation of The Riddler.

Holy Sh*t...Batman! Burlesque