If there's one thing every kid loves to do once the snow hits the ground, it's build a snowman.

And in every neighborhood there's that one kid your mom never wanted you to play with, because he'd go out after sundown and make snowmen like these. But really, what better way to express your frustrations with the world at large than with soul-chilling snow tableaus? Keep reading for pictures of our favorite violent, depraved snowmen.