Like strip clubs, pep rallies are generally pretty high-energy and exciting. Yet when two Winnipeg, Manitoba, teachers tried to merge the two in front of a crowd of high school students, the results were less than stellar.

The scene, in which a male teacher grinds on a female teacher sitting in a chair, before getting to his knees and placing his face between her legs, was caught on cell phone camera.

And while the crowd reaction was arguably favorable, the fact is the public at large wants to pretend our children are still innocent and can't be exposed to such shenanigans.

The result? Both teachers have been suspended without pay, presumably until this blows over in the media. Click through to check out the video.