Let's just cut to the chase. I shoved a moving octopus tentacle into my mouth, felt its suckers adhere to my gums and teeth and chewed as hastily as possible -- all in an effort to make it stop. It was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever done. It's also probably one of the most awesome.
Before you get too upset, let me assure you that the octopus was dead. It's not like I went all Ozzy at the dinner table and bit off the eight-armed creature's squishy head.
It was a proper meal, and actually a pretty common one in the setting: Seoul, South Korea.
Keep reading for video of the squirming tentacles.
You see, I followed in the footsteps of many 20-somethings and moved to Northeast Asia to teach English for a year. The whole time I lived in South Korea, I was very familiar with this octopus meal, technically referred to a sannakji -- san meaning live, and nakji meaning octopus.
Let's just say that Koreans value fresh food.
I asked my Korean co-workers about it and listened, eyes wide, to the experiences a few of my friends had with the awful-sounding "delicacy." After much consideration, I reluctantly added "try sannakji" to my list of things to do that year. So, literally two days before my departure, I gathered three others and walked five minutes from my apartment to the local raw fish restaurant.
That leads us back to my squirmy dinner. After grabbing the menu (all in Korean, mind you), I pointed haphazardly at my selection and said in a very thick accent: "san nak geee." The waiter looked at me strangely, confused by some little white girl ordering something she was sure to send back. I stood my ground and nodded.
I kept my eye on the back of the restaurant where I could see the chefs working away. I can only imagine the look of horror on my face when I saw the chef lift up a live octopus and chop its ferociously moving tentacles right off. Three minutes later the plate was set before me and my brave friends.
It took a few tries to pick up a piece of tentacle with our chopsticks, because the tentacles were literally gripping the plate. After a few tries though, we were able to lift one up and eat it.
The verdict? Surprisingly tasty, but only if you can get past that feeling of little suction cups moving down your throat.
Wendy Rose Gould is an Asylum Contributor who normally eats non-moving things.


























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Saturday 27 February
By lee
They are such barbaric flipping people! They have no values for any life but their own. Selfish! Nasty, people!
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Saturday 27 February
By Jennifer
Actually, this whole article made me ill. It was disgusting. I understand that the octopus was dead and the arms were still moving but this man actually saw the animal slaughtered and then was still able to eat it's moving parts. Horrible.
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Saturday 27 February
By billtheamerican
I pointed haphazardly at my selection and said in a very thick accent: "san nak geee." The waiter looked at me strangely, confused by some little white girl ordering something she was sure to send back.
Saturday 27 February
By Digi
Actually if you look at the article writer and statements in the article, this was a woman, not a man who did this. PERHAPS someone WITH HER (like if you watched the video and hear them say hes gona try it first) was in the video.
However my comment about the article itself is rather ........is being literatly offended. Im not a environmentalist, but I do feel sympathy for the other indigenious life on this planet that humans torture, maim, and kill for usually the pure sport of it, or for 'exotic' consumption. This being one of the most...hideously cruel of those sorts of natural crimes. The fact they are enjoying it further disturbs me. I dont understand how a selfish experimentation, exploiting another living lifeform can in anyway be justified. Worst yet this isnt for science to discover some cure for an ailment, its for the simple fact of curiousity, mixed with the selfish fact of shock publicity (IE see: Madonna ; Lady GaGa)I honestly believe a true writer, wouldnt sacrafice any form of life, especially torture for a article(since in this case they literally will keep this animal alive to regrow its arms to recut them later). Next time you get a moment, imagine to yourself that being your life expectation. To have another life form, keep you alive so it can continue to eat your limbs. Other indigenous life may not have 'feelings' or emotions the same as sentient life (SOME humans), but they do feel physical pain and the long term effects of torture especially when exploited as a species. Would you eat that cow, when its alive? Or that chicken alive? NO why eat anything alive, I would believe thats something we gave up shortly after discovering fire and sharp sticks.
I will be sure never to read anything else written by Wendy Rose Gould and will urge others and people I know not to do the same. You should be ashamed of this act, and you miss are not a true writer, just a publicity act.
Saturday 27 February
By Jim
I love seafood of all kinds, but that is just VILE. The feeling of its suction cups clinging to my gums and throat would make me choke to death on it. Like I said, VILE.
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Saturday 27 February
By Trish
What a horribly, disgusting thing to do. What kind of whackjob would eat something like that??
Do you feel like a real man now, buttplug???
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Saturday 27 February
By Lisa
Actually, it was a woman who ate the octopus, not a man. The fact is, an octopus can lose it's tentacles and still be alive, so even though the legs are separated from the animal, it is still, technically, alive. The octopus is one of the most intelligent and interesting creatures in the ocean, and the planet for that matter. To kill something in this way just to be crazy and say you did it is senseless beyond immagination.
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Saturday 27 February
By gerry
Really disgusting. I am starting to rethink my love for crabs and shrimp. It is horrid for the octopus to have tentacles cut off, and let me tell you that it doesnt kill them to remove their tentacles, and they are suffering, so they need to find a different way to prepare the octopus. ecch this whole topic is disgusting and I did not want to know and who wants to see the video, so whoever does is just wacky. im done posting,
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Saturday 27 February
By SunnyHawaii
Gosh I can't believe the ignorance of some of you Americans who obviously have not, and most likely will not, experience another culture. Did ya think the rest of the world lived on hot dogs and hamburgers all nicely cooked.What do ya think sushi is? Raw seafood on cooked rice. Many seafoods are eaten raw in the asian world because it tastes good, and that is what these nations are surrounded by. Just like in African nations many of them eat bugs/insects for protein, like Peruvians eat guinea pigs. What you consider as taboo may constitute another culture's delicacy or substenance. Just because you did not grow up with something does not make it 'gross' 'blech' or disguisting. Don't you think some other culture would look at our fried foods, high fat and think also the same? And if you are a carnivore your beef or pork or chicken was once a living animal that moo'd, clucked or oink'd just a few days ago. And yes there is raw beef eaten - called steak tartar. Just cuz it has a french name doesn't mean it's cooked. It's so sad the ignorance of a lot of Americans, snug in their world and not having the intelligence to embrace something different and then putting negative labels on it. I can so see the Ugly American in you when you visit other countries and insult their cuisine and their culture. So sad. No growth.
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Saturday 27 February
By koreangirl
I think you are absolutely right
i applaud you for defending my culture-thank you
Saturday 27 February
By sharon
Very barbaric people! They will eat anything. Scavengers, nasty people!
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Saturday 27 February
By koreangirl
i'm a fifteen year old girl who is proud that we have live octopus as food in our culture
this is our culture and i feel extremely disappointed in the lack of openness and acceptance in the world of the internet. I hoped someone would just accept that thats the way it is in korea its not a bad thing to eat live food people will eat live oysters or clams and not feel disgusted...
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Saturday 27 February
By gary
Unless your mom banged a greyhound and you were born to eat this shit while it's still moving....all I can conjure up to say is..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHO'S A GOOD BOYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!RUF!
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Sunday 28 February
By kara
Seriously... this is just cruel, unnecessary...and disgusting... This is about as bad as the vid of the people eating the live fish... its just mean... am I against eating animals, no... but to make them suffer while you are chewing them... not okay.
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Sunday 28 February
By John
Are there any life forms so low that someone won't eat it? What next, sow bugs? leeches? ticks?
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Sunday 28 February
By Dorie
youglibai, Maybe you should get w/ the Dr. mashgangoogle (whatever), then hook up w/ the millionare, find a love life, or any kind of life.
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Sunday 28 February
By Doreen
What can I say? To each his own.
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Sunday 28 February
By 4Qan 4Q2
I wonder if they allow the octopus to see you're eating its tentacles maybe we will finally see a giant octopus eat a human you know maybe one of those giant octopus we see on the history channel lol who knows maybe they communicate telepathically ha ha it would probably be better if the person eating the octopus felt it squirming around in their stomach more impact to the story lol
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Sunday 28 February
By Donna
What a horrible person to be responsible for the mutilation of a creature and to see it happen and think nothing of it....Does this barbarian not know that all life forms feel pain? I don't find any humor in this article....quite the contrary....only revulsion for the author....I just wish she had choked to death....
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Sunday 28 February
By L
So how is what Wendy did any different then what many other people all over the world do? So basically what some people that commented are complaining is that she saw it killed, then ate it. So I'm assuming that farmers and others that cook their own food minutes after it is killed are vile as well, correct? What about the people that pick out their own (live) lobsters in restaurants only to eat it minutes later? Oh, and chances are that fresh fish you ordered was floating freely not so long before. You know that burger you recently ate? Well it once roamed around moo'ing.
Before you go and come down on someone for food that she ate, understand that the majority of the food you eat was once alive and kicking too. Just because you don't think about that fact when you're chomping on it doesn't mean that it wasn't once alive.
Different cultures = different cuisine. You wouldn't want someone insulting your culture (which essentially that's what some of the commenters are doing), so maybe you shouldn't insult someone else's. Oh, and unless you're vegan, you also have no right to judge.
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