Recently we noticed that Brent Spiner of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" fame had acquired an offbeat Twitter follower. Self-proclaimed "celebrity stupifier [sic]" Marcus Norvell has taken to sending Spiner bizarre, occasionally gross, messages as a way of getting the actor's attention. Why Spiner? What is the meaning behind Norvell's Twitter campaign of annoyance?

Well, wonder no longer, because Marcus himself chimed in on our post.

Marcus writes, in typically bizarre and NSFW fashion, "I just got in from blowing glass (not Jan Brady's imaginary boyfriend, George Glass) when I stumbled upon this flattering article. It is well written and will look very nice on my head once I print it out and fold it into a little top hat. I have been wearing the neighbor's face like a party hat, but it is starting to dry out with all Quinceaneras this time of year.

"Here's my mission statement: To stupify celebrities with tweets that leave my audience smiling and the celebrity wondering, "What does this mean? I don't understand. Who is this guy? Why me? WTF?" I can't tweet as frequently ever since they installed this quarter slot on my BlackBerry. But I'll try to depending on how much pan-handling time my wife permits.

"My only rule: no profanity. I hate the way Lava soap tastes in my mouth ever since I had my wisdom teeth removed. "

So there you have it. Lately Marcus has also begun messaging Bill Nye, the Science Guy and Neil Patrick Harris. What celebrity Twitter user will he target next? Taylor Dayne, perhaps? Meghan McCain? All we know is, verified ALF had better check his followers.