Our friends at FilmDrunk have the latest trailer for the film "Barry Munday." In it, Patrick Wilson -- no relation to those Wilsons -- plays the title character, a cad who learns that one of his random conquests is pregnant with his child right after he loses both testicles in what appears to be an incident involving a trumpet.

With his womanizing days abruptly behind him, Barry decides to help the mother of his child through her pregnancy. So, it's like "Knocked Up," only with more cringing and clutching for your groin area. At one point, toward the end of the trailer, Barry declares, "The best thing that ever happened to me is losing my balls."

Alrighty then. Dubious claim or not, it does scream out for a good old-fashioned "would you rather." So here we go, hands vs. balls.
Would Your Rather Lose Both Hands or Both Testicles?
Testicles -- I use my hands more, and it's not even close1597 (84.1%)
Hands -- it would actually encourage me to put my testicles to better use301 (15.9%)