There comes a time in every man's life when he has to make something that isn't food, out of food. That time came for Asylum UK in the lead-up to this weekend's Academy Awards when our brethren across the pond went head to head to make the best Oscar statuette they could.

Asylum UK boss man Tom Cullen decided to take a "building" approach, employing an array of foodstuffs. Asylum scribe Oli Jones decided to carve his attempt out of "Celebrity Meatloaf," an ungodly canned meat that stunk up the Asylum offices to such a degree that a receptionist nearly quit.

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