If you're a human being who lives on Earth, Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" is inescapable. This can be troubling. For our friend Gladstone, it's worse than that. Miss Gaga's jingle is currently haunting his nightmares and causing him to soil his mattress.

Gladstone counts off Gaga's terrifyingly compelling sexuality in his latest "Hate by Numbers" -- the first at HBN's new home on Asylum.


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