Mar 8th 2010 By Gladstone

Hate by Numbers -- 5 Reasons Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance' Causes Wetmares

If you're a human being who lives on Earth, Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" is inescapable. This can be troubling. For our friend Gladstone, it's worse than that. Miss Gaga's jingle is currently haunting his nightmares and causing him to soil his mattress.

Gladstone counts off Gaga's terrifyingly compelling sexuality in his latest "Hate by Numbers" -- the first at HBN's new home on Asylum.

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Tags: bad romance - BadRomance - bed wetting - BedWetting - hate by numbers - HateByNumbers - Lady Gaga - LadyGaga - pop music - PopMusic - rant - wetmares

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Monday 08 March

By vlajko

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lady-space-mutant-drag-criminalicius!

Friday 12 March

By Master Shake

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Lady GagMe is like dog crap topped with whipped cream.

Monday 08 March

By mrleary

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"Glad" it's the same old great show. Man, that was a shitty joke. But seriously, nice one.

Monday 08 March

By Aarica

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Bravo! Great Asylum debut Gladstone!

Monday 08 March

By guybrush

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epic.

Monday 08 March

By Haven

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Excellent episode. Keep 'em coming, Gladstone!

Monday 08 March

By Trista

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Good to have you back, Wayne! Loved the video, and happy that HBN has a new home so we can all get our fix.

Monday 08 March

By Brian

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Gladstone, spectacular! Posted on my Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Monday 08 March

By Cameron

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GLADSTONE HAS RETURNED!!!!

Monday 08 March

By shoeloving2

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Dear Asylum:

I created an AOL account just to tell you that after seeing this video, I am embarrassed to call myself a fan of your site. I thought you were taking your video building strategy seriously. Hate by Numbers is complete crap, and it's even more insulting that the first 6 comments on the page were clearly planted by friends of Gladstone. Your audience deserves QUALITY video, not this drivel created by a hack with a green screen.

Rather than create a quality video product from scratch, you've chosen to feature sloppy seconds from a site (Cracked) that clearly no longer wanted this garbage. Totally mind boggling. I expected more from you.

Sincerely,
Concerned (former) Fan

Monday 08 March

By Gladstone

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Dear former fan,

If you know me from Cracked then you know I'm a big enough loser to read comments and occasionally respond. I'm confused as to how you can regard Cracked.com as an inferior site while simultaneously believing the only reason I'd want to come to Asylum is because my stuff isn't wanted there. I think my track record belies your assertion.

But regardless, what always fascinates me is how its not enough to hate my stuff, you have to imply I'm part of some conspiracy. It does indeed sound like those comments are from fans of mine or friends as you call them. But how is that a plant? They're happy for the return of the show and following it to a new site?

I also have to wonder how dedicated you were to Asylum if you could be driven away by one post. I mean, The Onion could run a series on how much I suck and I'd still read it.

Anyway,

all the best,

Gladstone

Monday 08 March

By thisisntjon

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Gladstone,

>>If you know me from Cracked then you know I'm a big enough loser

Correct!

>>I think my track record belies your assertion.

Incorrect! Most people think you have poor timing and your acting sucks and that you just simply aren't funny. I hope the people running Asylum re-watch this particular video to see the poor timing and the fact that most of your jokes are stolen as you are doing a commentary on something that was released half a year ago.

>>what always fascinates me is how its not enough to hate my stuff, you have to imply I'm part of some conspiracy

Let's face it, you know how to manipulate it so your videos get on dig and I've also seen in the past how you use multiple accounts.

>>I also have to wonder how dedicated you were to Asylum if you could be driven away by one post.

You don't have to wonder... You are just so bad that you have the ability to drive people away from sites they like.

Sincerely,

I hate your guts.

Monday 08 March

By daniellaaa

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Dear I hate your guts,

No one cares what you think.

Sincerely,

Danielle

Monday 08 March

By Courtney

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Dear Thisisntjon (By the way, what is that? Some treachery of images sort of thing?),

>>Correct!

Yeah. In the immortal words of Gladstone, zing.

>>Most people think you have poor timing and your acting sucks and that you just simply aren't funny.

Can I get a cc of these poll results? Oh, and do you happen to love shoes, by any chance?

>>I hope the people running Asylum re-watch this particular video.

I guarantee you they will.

>>Let's face it, you know how to manipulate it so your videos get on dig (sic) and I've also seen in the past how you use multiple accounts.

On what basis can you accuse Gladstone of using multiple accounts? And what for? To garner maybe three or four more diggs tops? I kinda have to question your account's validity, though. Are you or aren't you shoe-loving?

>>You don't have to wonder... You are just so bad that you have the ability to drive people away from sites they like.

There is one painfully obvious solution to this. And you didn't need to leave a parting message. Though you will be sorely missed. I think you should give HBN another shot, really.

>>Sincerely,
I hate your guts.

Er, cue the zinger alert again.

Hope this has been helpful,

Courtney

Monday 08 March

By dude

Lowest Ranked

This was completely unfunny.

Monday 08 March

By Ron P

Lowest Ranked

Lame, lame, lame, this is lame.

Monday 08 March

By Jacob Gates

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I've never heard of you Mr. Gladstone, or your work before. But I think you just owned the other guy.

Monday 08 March

By Orchid64

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Since I live in Japan, and they haven't quite taken to Lady Gaga (yet), I had never seen nor heard her before this. I think she must seem more avant garde to the under 20 set because this sort of thing has not only been done by Marilyn Manson, but also by Madonna and, before her, David Bowie. It's no great feat to be a freak show musician, nor is it really original.

I'm really glad you're back, Wayne, and this was a great piece to start with. I notice that your haters and detractors continue their puzzling behavior of finding you unfunny enough to comment negatively, but not enough to be beneath their notice. You give meaning to their boring lives whether you succeed or "fail". Kudos!