We're not angry with this guy. We're disappointed. Actually that's not true -- we're also very angry with him.

This brilliant individual graced a Mexico race course and positioned himself in the path of a sizable jump, hopeful that the oncoming trophy truck would clear his quivering body.

Thankfully it did, with room to spare, but that doesn't make it any less bonkers or Darwin Award–worthy.

Keep reading to check out the stunt (if you can call something this unprepared a "stunt"), then inform everyone you know never to try the same.