This week we bring you a woman who looks great on a beach and footwear that might get women on the beach to at least look at you. We make no guarantees, however, that the striking Dasa will give you the time of day if you sport metal-detecting sandals.
| Dasa. Sporty wild girl. | |
|---|---|
| Metal Detecting Sandals. Makes beach-combing a breeze. |
Dasa
Pro: Can hula dance.
Con: Admits to being a good liar, so her hips do lie.
Pro: Casual dresser -- attends brunch in gym shorts and a sports bra.
Con: She's single, which means something has to be wrong, right?
Metal-Detecting Sandals
Pro: Search for buried treasure sans giant, clunky metal detector.
Con: Looks like a police ankle monitor.
Pro: Sandals are comfortable.
Con: Only one sandal has metal-detecting properties, meaning you'd have to hop on one foot to find buried gold.
Hit the jump for another look at Dasa. Your eyes (and other parts) will thank you.



























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Wednesday 10 March
By curse of ham
this is worst than the jersey girl.you can't have degeneres advising you on these manly matters.i will call for my fiddlers three.
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Wednesday 31 March
By Matt
You guys are nuts. I'll take: Dasa. Sporty wild girl. She be hot! The rest of you go search the beach for pop cans with your metal detector.
Friday 12 March
By bodegabayjoan
Definitely looks like an ankle monitor. Parents on the beach will be beating the wearer to a pulp.
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Friday 12 March
By stumble bum
you got me laughing, pal.the lady is still ugly as a scion.
Saturday 13 March
By Digi
Lets see here, she has NO tits, huge hips yet no ass, mis paportioned, wear make up like a philipino prostitute, and friggin HUGE hands (which could be as bad as it is good). If you people want me to make a real decision put up a chick with a full figure, non of this generic maxime magazine wnata be crap, and lets have a real contest. Jersey girl and this 'prositute' are not good things to pick instead. Jersey girl was like old over recycled trash while this one looks like she just fell outta vietnam during the 60's.
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Saturday 13 March
By sassafras McGee
DIGI, you're a man's man.you articulated what many of us were prolly thinking.after NYLA it all went to hell in a handbasket.
Monday 15 March
By Justin
I would rather choose a 300 lb Olivia Wilde than this chick. :I
Thursday 08 April
By CIRUS
SHE LUV U LONG TIME 20 DOLLA NO NO BLACK MAN TO BIG HURT MOMMA SANS GIRLZ
Monday 15 March
By bad pork
I WILL ASSEMBLE A CONSORTIUM OF SMARTASSES TO HEAP INSULTS ON THIS CHOPSTICK THAT ASYLUM FOISTED UPON US LOYAL KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF FEMME FLESH.I HAVE SEEN GRANDMOTHERS AT A NOVENA THAT LOOKED BETTER THAN THIS 60S VIETNAM GO-GO DANCER.
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Monday 15 March
By CLAMSLAM
WHERE DOES ONE FIND THIS 150 KILOGRAM OLIVIA WILDE?
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Monday 15 March
By Justin
Only in Wonkaland, of course! silly bastard. lol
Tuesday 16 March
By the last dodo
dem's is the ugliest feet.i saw similar feet when i was lost in West Virginia.
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Friday 19 March
By five legged horse
IT'S TIME TO BURY THIS STORY.EVEN SIXEYES4DINNER HASN'T COMPLAINED.
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Thursday 25 March
By Laurie Kenny
My son who is 18 says either one hahaha But I think he wouldrather have the metal detector
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Friday 26 March
By bro man
teh chick is a skanky fetish object, the sandals make money. easy choice. the shoes.
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Monday 29 March
By STENCH OF GARLIC
can't nobody disagree with you.
Tuesday 30 March
By stashu
so dubya says to the hooker..dusa yurka, ya lubia chevia
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Wednesday 31 March
By caneca
she's so ugly, you should have taken a picture of her back for this artice.i have a kodak "pony 35" camere and can still buy film.let me take a picture of a real woman for you.it won't cost you nothing.there's russian refugee girls on the other side of town that will make the pope howl like a wolf.
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Wednesday 31 March
By Diggity Dave
YEA,THATS NOT RACIST AT ALL.....(RIGHT.) She looks great to me,but you might need the sandles anyway just to afford to keep her.
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Thursday 01 April
By dr.sausage
it's the stockholm syndrome at work.i'm a dark skinned cuban-chinese trying to act aryan.it's not my fault, i was trained to act this way.but you didn't holler when i called nyla an iberian-prussian cocktail.this is a fun forum, my apologies to all.