This week we bring you a woman who looks great on a beach and footwear that might get women on the beach to at least look at you. We make no guarantees, however, that the striking Dasa will give you the time of day if you sport metal-detecting sandals.
| Dasa. Sporty wild girl. | |
|---|---|
| Metal Detecting Sandals. Makes beach-combing a breeze. |
Dasa
Pro: Can hula dance.
Con: Admits to being a good liar, so her hips do lie.
Pro: Casual dresser -- attends brunch in gym shorts and a sports bra.
Con: She's single, which means something has to be wrong, right?
Metal-Detecting Sandals
Pro: Search for buried treasure sans giant, clunky metal detector.
Con: Looks like a police ankle monitor.
Pro: Sandals are comfortable.
Con: Only one sandal has metal-detecting properties, meaning you'd have to hop on one foot to find buried gold.
Hit the jump for another look at Dasa. Your eyes (and other parts) will thank you.



























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Friday 02 April
By madmk1
The Sandals, Duh! That Girl Is Waaay Too Skinny! I Wouldn't Take Her To The Beach, I'd Take Her To Get Some Food! With Money I Made Finding Gold And Change With My Feet!
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Saturday 03 April
By ye olde bagge
madmk1, you're a financial genius.warren buffett has nothing on you.
Sunday 04 April
By many lumps
very cold looking face.like she's used to abuse.god knows.you don't have to talk to the sandals.so there.
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Sunday 04 April
By the masked haranguer
she ain't no Vanana white.
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Thursday 08 April
By daisy
she is pretty n sexy. caneca and digi are jealous of her. i gues caneca and digi are fat n ugly
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Thursday 08 April
By Digi
Meanwhile I would guess you're illiterate and stupid. Meanwhile its kinda...hard for a man to be jealous of a womans looks your dumb twit. its called a COCK between my legs and I think I can tell what it finds 'lifting' and what it finds worthy to retreat into its shell away from. She's a retreation expert. (fake words yes, meaning however isnt)
Saturday 10 April
By caneca
Daisy, you is confused from reading all those woman's magazines.you prolly think the boys on "dancing with the stars" represent manhood... Digi and myself are banning you from this website hanceforth and forthwith, if not sooner.watch degenderless and eat your comfort foods.so sayeth the weasel.
Sunday 11 April
By soulchikengizard
I WOULD PUT THE SANDALS ON HER,SET HER ON A RAFT, AND USE HER AS A MINE SWEEPER IN THE PERSIAN GUN.NO SAILOR WOULD GO NEAR HER, NOT EVEN THE SOMALI PIRATES.THE GIRL COULD WALK NAKED IN A JAILHOUSE AND GET A SINGLE REQUEST.THERE'S A STRAIN OF INCURABLE CLAP IN MINDANAO.
Monday 12 April
By Digi
LOL Degenderless....I gota remember that one
Tuesday 13 April
By Mike
Dasa, needs a cheeseburger and a nap!! If she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she'd look like a zipper.
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Tuesday 13 April
By BOLICHE
this one's for the books.you should do stand-up.a few more like this and we could write book on wisecracks.
Wednesday 14 April
By dr.sausage
go ahead, bring back the jersey girl, why dontcha?
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Friday 16 April
By lavender crocs
take the girl on this page playing tiiddly winks and wearinng a thong, have her leaning om the trunk of 59 De Soto, and all boricuas will flock to the site.
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Saturday 29 May
By jbjg24m
hello
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