Here's what we know: The title is "Poot-a-Rama." It will be a 3-D, science-fiction super-comedy with music. It will involve Doberman Pinschers. Can you visualize this potential blockbuster? If not, you need to get the pitch from Ronald Vaughan, the man set to play Captain Fredrick J. Pootmeister ...

Captain Pootie Sideshow

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