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Mar 10th 2010 By Asylum Staff
'Captain Pootie' Musically Pitches What Could Be the Craziest Movie Idea Ever
Here's what we know: The title is "Poot-a-Rama." It will be a 3-D, science-fiction super-comedy with music. It will involve Doberman Pinschers. Can you visualize this potential blockbuster? If not, you need to get the pitch from Ronald Vaughan, the man set to play Captain Fredrick J. Pootmeister ...
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Wednesday 10 March
By ZombieMothra
You know, picking up a well dressed homeless man, and then recording him isn't always the best idea.
But, by God, I would have done the same if I had found this man first.
He's a true, true visionary.
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Friday 12 March
By R. Vaughan
I'm from outer space,actually...I'm "Isadore Ivy", too...another
one of my acting personnae....
Just now saw this. Thanks. But,it's "Captain POOTY"....spell that
Doberman name right,or you'll be Pooted...hee hee....
Friday 12 March
By RONALD VAUGHAN
Actually,my home is outer space,LOL!!
Wow...one minute of greatness.
BUT be sure to spell my character's name right....that's "Captain
POOTY", hee hee....or YOU could be Pooted....and I envision
Pooting Zoos,to train people how to Beat The Poot....
True visionary? Thanks for that. The late EDEN ABHEZ (the song
"Nature Boy") kind of also did something similar.
A long time ago,I discovered the use of a Doberman Pinscher's
pot belly...as a living drum. Just an unused reality,set to a
musical magic spell.
I will accept all bona fide business offers. My idea's copyrighted,but I don't know how to write scripts.
Saturday 13 March
By EVIL ADVERSARY Carson
By the time you get your movie made, CAPTAIN POOTY, I will have perfected the Perfect Pooty Shield and will be immune to your Magic Pooty Glove and all dobermans' teeth for all time! Then whose jaw will be bocked? Then who will have the most attitude? Yours will! I will! In that order!
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Tuesday 16 March
By RONALD VAUGHAN
Aha! My arch-enemy,"Carson". Your fool rantings will do you no
good...as CAPTAIN POOTY is on the warpath against people with
too much rude attitude!
I'm gonna lock YOUR jaw,LOL!! You shoud be KICK-POOTED and the
Remote-Control POOTMistress do a PUPPY LEG-HUG on you!
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