Many actresses spend their entire careers wanting to be taken seriously. But what's an actress to do after she wins an Oscar and finally gets taken seriously? Well, for French thespian Marion Cotillard, the next reasonable step was to partner with Funny or Die and adhere plastic breasts to her forehead.

The fact that Cotillard has the confidence to sport "Forehead Tittaes" in this commercial parody gets our respect. As difficult as it will be, we'll try to look her in the eyes from now on.