Mar 16th 2010 By Scott Indrisek

Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs

Using his preteen alter ego, "Little Billy," author Bill Geerhart wrote to both the famous (Egg McMuffin lover, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas) and the infamous (convicted murderer Charles Manson) -- and received replies from many of them.

The faux 10-year-old also struck up correspondence with Donald Rumsfeld, Oprah Winfrey and Tori Spelling, who each wrote back, offering such thoughtful advice as "stay in school." The greatest hits have been collected in the new book, "Little Billy's Letters," on sale now.

Asylum asked the fully grown Geerhart to write a few similar open letters on our behalf. Click through to see Little Billy's exclusive messages to Tiger Woods, Kourtney Kardashian and Dr. Neil Clark Warren of the eHarmony dating site.

LETTER 1: Little Billy reaches out to sex addict Tiger Woods.

LETTER 2: Little Billy writes to Dr. Warren about the "smelly men" his mom is meeting on eHarmony.

LETTER 3: Little Billy discusses a career change with Kourtney Kardashian.

Tags: Bill Geerhart - BillGeerhart - charles manson - CharlesManson - donald rumsfeld - DonaldRumsfeld - dr. neil clark warren - Dr.NeilClarkWarren - eHarmony - Kourtney Kardashian - KourtneyKardashian - Little Billy - LittleBilly - oprah winfrey - OprahWinfrey - Tiger Woods - TigerWoods

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Tuesday 16 March

By Brian Griffiths

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Guess I should have followed through with this idea six months ago.

http://famousletters.tumblr.com/post/155095018/andywarhol

Tuesday 16 March

By daniel

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oh god this is hilarious. pooped my pants.

Tuesday 16 March

By zack

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just sad that he writes like that

Wednesday 17 March

By Jaclyn

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Yes sure it is cute but it is just sad that person writes like that! But the way they say it it is a fake so... BUT STILL CUTE

Wednesday 17 March

By Masonc66789

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I'm pretty sure the person is writing like that because they want to keep their image believable.

Although they might really write that way, I think it's more likely that said person tried to write with errors and off the lines.

Tuesday 16 March

By Anthony

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dumb. waste of time.

Saturday 20 March

By nikita coltrane

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I concur, this comment was both.

Tuesday 13 April

By edc

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as was yours, nikita.

Tuesday 16 March

By horsewhisperer

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This author is a genius! I'd love to hear what some of those celebrities replied. Maybe it will actually make them think about who they're influencing when they do bad things...

Tuesday 23 March

By casey

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I think you are right. The people in the spotlight do have a great deal of influence on the children. This will be a great book to show them what they look like to other people.

Tuesday 16 March

By taylorxmbag

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it's funny

Tuesday 16 March

By Greg

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Real Bull ,is more ike it .This was wrighten by a person who could punchuate and dated it .FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Tuesday 16 March

By lissa

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EXCUSE ME!! THIS IS PURE FRAUD AND HE SHOULD BE SUED OVER THIS!! I THINK THE TERM "IMPERSONATOR" COMES TO MIND? YOU WANT TO "PRETEND" YOU ARE SOMEBODY YOU ARE NOT, I DO BELIEVE IS THE DEFINITION OF THIS. HE FAKES LETTERS TO CELEBS, THEN WRITES A BOOK ABOUT THEIR RESPONSES TO GET "MONEY"? THIS IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO BEING A "SO CALLED GENIUS". IT'S MORE LIKE B.S. TO GET RICH QUICK! NOT BUYING HERE, BOOK OR WHAT HE SAYS. HOPE HE GOES TO JAIL!

Tuesday 16 March

By KiRA

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Jeez, it's not like he's ruining lives. He shouldn't go to jail for good satire. That is what this is, by the way. Good satire. He's subtle and in a way, it's a bit of dark humor. So he pretended to be a child to send letters? It's not like these people are telling him their darkest secrets and he's selling them. He's being humorous. Chill and find enjoyment in the humor.

Wednesday 17 March

By RG

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lissa. It is not fraud, he is not pretending to be a person who exists. He is using an extension of himself by bringing back the cihld in him to make a letter as this. Take the book for purely what it is and have a good laugh. The true problem with society today is people like you who are way too sensitive over everything. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Wednesday 17 March

By Tex

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Since "Little Billy" is really a grown man, how would this show that celebs influence kids?

Wednesday 17 March

By Ina

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Hey Caps Girl,

You need to take a chill pill.

Friday 26 March

By laura

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right! everyone needs to lighten up,something so obviously done for a laugh that other people found funny too.. whats w the stick stuck up everyones ass??

Tuesday 16 March

By Baku-chan

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Best. Trick. Ever. I'd like to see the replies!

Wednesday 17 March

By Shekeita

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That's rediculous. He's assuming these celebs even get his letters. Besides it's up to parents to answer these questions & make sure their kids make good choices. Come on people GET REAL