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Asylum asked the fully grown Geerhart to write a few similar open letters on our behalf. Click through to see Little Billy's exclusive messages to Tiger Woods, Kourtney Kardashian and Dr. Neil Clark Warren of the eHarmony dating site.
LETTER 1: Little Billy reaches out to sex addict Tiger Woods.
LETTER 2: Little Billy writes to Dr. Warren about the "smelly men" his mom is meeting on eHarmony.
LETTER 3: Little Billy discusses a career change with Kourtney Kardashian.
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Tuesday 16 March
By Maricia12
I could care less what Tiger Woods did in his private life. He is not my husband so I am not involved. I admire him as a golfer but he is not my idol and has never been. I will be watching the Master's and I wish him well. If he were a single man, with all the women he is reported to have affairs with, he would be getting high fives from the male population. Now all of a sudden these same men are being judgemental because he is married. He is still the same man, just a rotten husband, not a rotten golfer. If his wife can forgive him or NOT, it is between them. Believe me, he has his own cross to bare and nothing anyone can say or do will be worse than the disappointment he must have in himself for the pain he has caused his family.
Friday 19 March
By JennaRS
OMG These letters are so funny LOL
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Tuesday 16 March
By Terry
I thought it was funny. Don't take it seriously. I'm sure none of the stars did.
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Tuesday 16 March
By Denise
Simply Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday 16 March
By LIL SUSIE
PEOPLE.....WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD....A LITTLE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE IN TODAYS WORLD. I AM SURE THOSE THAT READ BILLY'S LETTERS KNOW IT IS NOT A 10 YEAR OLD. IT PROBABLY WAS WRITTEN TO GIVE HUMOR AND NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. COM'MON PEOPLE...LAUGH A LITTLE....
LIL SUSIE.....
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Tuesday 16 March
By Skittlez! :)
how do u find the celeb addresses i mean? really?
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Tuesday 16 March
By tim larson
hear,,,hear,,, I would love to see there faces when they read those letters. lead by example is the only way.
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Tuesday 16 March
By fran
Another person making it bad for everyone else. Now that the secret is out no celebrity will ever again reply to any letters from kids, etc.
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Tuesday 16 March
By rayderdude
that's not cool I don't watch tiger golf to much on TV but I feel bad for him. why because this guy has a lot of money and all these women who put him down for what he did is wrong I never met a woman who went out with a poor man or married a poor man these women that tiger slept with all wanted was his money and all tiger wanted was sex it was a even trade.so don't call him a dog a cheater or whatever you think about him.all people have something in their closet nobody is perfect
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Tuesday 16 March
By Jessi
HAHAHAHA. OMG. I LOVE IT!!!
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Wednesday 21 April
By brandon
he writee like my 6th greade friend matt
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Saturday 27 March
By JJ
What are "writees" and "greades"?
Tuesday 16 March
By Irene
Oh please! Published little kid letters? Another Tiger's trick.
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Tuesday 16 March
By toby
you are a good boy ,I am looking forware to the reply
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Tuesday 16 March
By shannon
wow. in think this is great! i want to know what tiger thought when he recieved this letter and actually believed it was from a little 10 year-old boy! i bet a lot of little kids thought this way,even though billy's not real, so even though the letters are fake, it showed tiger that he is a role model to many children, and what he does can and will effect the lives of the nest generation.
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Tuesday 16 March
By Dee
Dear Billy,
Could you please write a letter to Osama? Maybe you can trick him out of hiding, or at least he can tell you where he is at..
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Tuesday 16 March
By Sharon Rose [ Pearson ] Davis
WOW! This is good. What happen to what God join together. I will be 59 in April. I was married to my husband 2 times. I was at fault the 1st time. The 2nd time I was not. He just did not want a sick wife. He threw away 25 years. I love him more then life that has been 10 years ago. TIGER, Get your ACT togeter. Trust in God. Your wife and kids are worth more then money or fame. The family that Prays together. Stays together. If you don't had your family then you have nothing in life but a big open hole in your heart and a empty house to go to at the end of the day. A home is a family that is love. Your wife will forgive you if she has Gods love in her heart and soul. But you will have to build that trust back up in your marriage. Tiger, those one nights aren't worth your family. Go home to your wife. Court your wife. Wine and Dine her. God bless you Tiger we all fall short of God. You and your family are in my prays. Sharon in North Carolina.
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Wednesday 17 March
By Matty!
I think this guy might be trollin'.
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Tuesday 16 March
By faye
this is truly a blessing billy keep up the good work
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Tuesday 16 March
By diane
Is Billy the same guy who wrote Letters From a Nut?
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