Recently we spoke to Courtney Cruz, the woman behind the "Star Wars" Stormtrooper burlesque that is currently heating up the Web. Turns out our readers are just as enamored with this sultry servant of Lord Vader as we are. While they might not be tattooing her on their arms, Courtney's stage show inspired readers to offer some hilarious "Star Wars"-themed puns.

Jonathan took the opportunity to channel a popular television detective with his comment: "Obligatory 'CSI: Miami' opening:

Caruso: Star Wars Tattoo, eh? Looks like that guy's been ... [puts on sunglasses] to TATTOOINE.


Sha-Diddy employed a variation of our favorite Ralph Wiggum quote: "She makes me want to do a Han-Solo with my Wookie." (We're not entirely sure what that means, but it probably has something to do with masturbation.)

Finally, smokeyanthony says what we're all thinking: "She's the droid I've been searching for."

These comments just prove what we already knew: Asylum readers are Jedi Knights at describing their sex lives with "Star Wars" quotes.