Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Betty White reportedly wants to kick Jesse James' a$$ for cheating on her pal, Sandra Bullock. (Popeater)

Chris Evans was officially cast as Captain America. (Screen Junkies)

Michael Jackson's "Thriller" musical could be coming to Broadway, whether his estate wants it to or not. (TMZ)

A new, topless video of Jesse James' mistress surfaced. NSFW (Radar Online)

John Malkovich and Frances McDormand joined the cast of "Transformers 3" -- because John Turturro can't be the only acclaimed actor slumming it for Michael Bay. (FilmDrunk)

What do Jessica Simpson and Pizazz from "Jem" have in common? They are both guilty, celebrity crushes. (GuySpeak)

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher tied the knot. (Actress Archives)

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian hung out on a yacht in bikinis. (Daily Fill)

Get freaky with the 10 sexiest Darth Vader photos. (Unreality Mag)

Kanye West and Lady Gaga are in the lead, as the 2010 Douchebag Tournament enters the Sweet 16. (Holy Taco)