Tax Day is coming up, so this week's choice is split between someone who could crunch your numbers and something created to crunch you.

Would you want gorgeous math nerd Vanessa to help you survive the federal government's judgment day, or claim this intimidating T-800 replica as a dependent?

Which would you rather have?
Vanessa -- buxom bean counter9932 (92.0%)
Terminator Replica -- cool chrome cranium866 (8.0%)

Vanessa
Pro:
Can do your taxes, understands the difference between a 1040 form and an 1120 form.
Con: Your fragile ego will likely be bruised by her knowledge.
Pro: Big sports fan.
Con: If you're not into the Yankees expect some tension on the couch come game time.

T-800 Replica
Pro: The closest thing to an actual Terminator sitting in your home.
Con: Doesn't say "Hasta la vista, baby."
Pro: Chrome finish, glowing eyes and acrylic teeth give it that movie-quality look.
Con: At $599, you might need to contact Vanessa and ask if there's a T-800 tax loophole.

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