Listen, we understand that you want to be Don Draper. We get that you want to wear fine suits, drive nice cars, be married to January Jones and cheat on her. But let's face it, you aren't Don Draper and in all likelihood never will be. Regardless, we're here to help you get as close to Draper status as possible. Asylum wants to give you the newly released third season of "Mad Men."
From Matthew Weiner, former producer and writer on "The Sopranos," "Mad Men" is the groundbreaking series about the glamorous and ego-driven Golden Age of advertising. Returning for its third season, the show bursts with one scandalous surprise after another.
The show's legions of fans still aspire to emulate their favorite characters in real life. So to enter our giveaway, we want you to answer this question: What do you do to adopt a "Mad Men"–esque quality in your daily life? Do you drink scotch at 9 a.m.? Do you suppress important childhood memories? Play corporate politics?
Leave an answer in the comments below by 6 p.m. on March 31. We will randomly select five winners to receive the complete third season of "Mad Men" on DVD.
Asylum's "Mad Men" giveaway is open only to legal residents of the 50 United States, the District of Columbia and Canada (excluding Quebec) who are 18 and older. To enter, please leave a comment on this post. You must enter before 6 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesday, March 31, 2010. You may enter once per email address. Five winners will be selected in a random drawing. Prize package includes one copy of "Mad Men" season 3 on DVD (totally retail value of $49.98) Click here for complete Official Rules.


























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Wednesday 24 March
By Sam B.
Scotch promptly at 9, 12, 3, 5, 8, and a night cap at 10.
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Wednesday 24 March
By neverreallyknowwhat toputhere
ahhh cmon guys. Why not quebec? I know there is a french problem and all but christ. God Damn. This is the final thing Quebec takes away from me.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Lionel
I have sex with Christina Hendricks every day. In my dreams.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Charlie K.
I pour myself an Old-Fashioned and sip contemplatively, as the hooligans in my frat house chug Natty and neglect all social graces.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Wes H.
I drink scotch whenever I have an excuse to. I wear bad ass suits and make everyone around me wish they were me.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Alex
I invented a time machine and live half my life in the 1960s.
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Wednesday 24 March
By n2magic
I routinely use my understated masculinity to seal corporate deals.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Carol
I light a cigarette after dinner.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Michelle St. James
I do my job better than any of the men I work with and get half the credit. Does that count?
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Wednesday 24 March
By geraldo
i've hitting on the secretaries more and more, yeah, hasn't gone so well
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Wednesday 24 March
By shannon Baas
I would love this.
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Wednesday 24 March
By ky2here
I oppress women at every given opportunity - just kidding.
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Wednesday 24 March
By Delmy
I give long-winded speeches to my colleagues as to why we do Advertising and on how this generation doesn't know how to drink.
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Wednesday 24 March
By rob reilly
I try to drink and smoke at work, it often doesn't go over very well.
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Thursday 25 March
By Amber G
I drink Scotch every morning with toast and eggs!
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Thursday 25 March
By Ed VanEtten
I refuse to take my anti-psychotics.
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Thursday 25 March
By Kenny Arbuckle
I am a big drinker in the morning...that makes me a mad man! :)
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Thursday 25 March
By Andrew Gordon
I want to talk in witty chirpy dialog.
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Thursday 25 March
By Brian
I've taken to carrying my Scotch around in a personalized silver flask...
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Thursday 25 March
By Eric
It's utterly ridiculous, but I have a chair in my office that is identical to the one "Don" sits in in the "cig and scotch" shots. So, of course, I've brought scotch, cigars (can't do cigs), and lowball glasses into the office. More than once, late at night, my co-workers and I have recreated that shot. Good times.
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