CollegeHumor's honcho Ricky Van Veen snapped a photo of the poster today in Union Square, and while our gut tells us this is a very cruel April Fool's Day joke, our hearts (and mouths) want to believe it.
UPDATE: It was just a mean prank, after all. And the jokesters over at CollegeHumor were behind the whole thing.



























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