Look to the left. That's right, it's Darth Vader -- the
Darth Vader, looking menacing and powerful standing next to... a cookie version of himself. A cookie Vader? Travesty!
Wrong. It's cookie-based genius, and we can prove it. We're a big fan of, well, fans showing their appreciation of what they love, especially if it comes in an edible form
. To this end, we've gathered together our favorite nerdy, offbeat and downright bizarre cookies ever made.
Look forward to Yoda rearing his ugly (and it is ugly) head, Pac-Man gobbling up some cookie-based ghosts and Mario getting in on the baked-snack action.
It's Nerdtown, people, and it's strangely fascinating ... and delicious.
Keeping the doctor away. That's right.
Bert and Ernie cookies
Feeding to the Cookie Monster. Is that wrong? Probably.
The burger cookie
A sweet treat after your fifth Big Mac. There's no way you can actually be "full," you know. Right? Right?
The fetus cookie
Mothers-to-be? Is that wrong, too? To be honest, who wants to eat this? It's just plain weird.
The Gameboy/Xbox cookie
A victory nibble after your 50th consecutive headshot in "Modern Warfare 2."
Apologizing for getting crumbs in the bed. Again.
"Left for Dead 2" cookies
When there are no human brains available and you need something to keep the undead blood-sugar up.
Lady Gaga cookies
Lady Gaga's fashion adviser to sew together into a giant, yummy dress.
Lego Indy cookies
Throwing at Short Round and crumbling as a trail to find your way out of the Temple of Doom.
Super Mario cookies
Playing the immortal computer game "Yoshi's Cookie
," collecting coins and punching boxes with question marks on the side
Helping you eat all those ghosts. Seriously, you can't stop him. He literally won't stop moving.
Wiggling from side to side and making bleepy noises. Let's be honest, if you had one, you'd do exactly the same.
When you're sick and tired of eating doughnuts. Hell, that's never going to happen, but when you've run out of those sugary rings of joy (including the emergency one), this might just have to do.
"Star Trek" cookies
Any Starfleet graduate who's just stepped off the transporter pad. Those wibbly lines really take it out of you, they say.
Filling your stupendously large belly -- and for being one of the best words ever written: hitchcookie. You just can't beat that kind of naming prowess. That's Alfred Hitchcock, by the way.
The Yoda cookie
Upping your midichlorian levels. Possibly.