Readers share their true stories of terrible tattoos. I had just broken up with my fiance of five years, and I was feeling a bit out of sorts. I decided to go to meet some girlfriends at the neighborhood bar for a few games of pool and some drinks.
Everything was going fine until a few gentlemen came over to the table in an attempt to meet our group of girls.
One of the men was exceptionally good-looking. We played a few games of pool, and he told me he had just gone through training to be a tattoo artist. He also presented this challenge: If I won the next game, he would give me a free tattoo.
I had never gotten one before, but after having a few drinks, I was impaired enough to agree to the terms. He was a great pool player, and I knew I was going to lose anyway. But guess what -- he sank the eight ball! I had made a promise and my friends were also being very persuasive. I had to follow through.
The group of us went to the tattoo parlor and the handsome gentleman started on my tattoo. I told him that I wanted a rose on my ankle, but I didn't choose any pictures. He said that he could do that easily and I believed him. During the process I laughed and joked with my friends, paying little attention to what he was doing. About 10 minutes into the process I decided to look down.
Instead of seeing the beginnings of a tattooed rose, I was startled by a spiderweb and half of a spider. I wanted to scream but it was way too late to change anything. I had to sit there and let him finish. At the time, it didn't seem to look that bad. But when I woke up in the morning, I could see that I made a terrible tattoo mistake.
I rarely wear sandals in public now, and I always have to worry about covering the awful "art." When people do get a glimpse of it, I get teased terribly. But the worst reaction I got was from my mother, who now reminds me of the tattoo every time she sees me.
You should never be impaired or even remotely emotionally distressed before deciding to get a tattoo. Some other tips: Always go to a reputable tattoo parlor; first choose a picture, and then have the artist to sketch it out on your selected area; and most important, choose a tattoo artist because he has experience -- not for his physical attributes.
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Monday 05 April
By Donna R
idiot
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Friday 09 April
By Kelly
Ummm...what a false statement that only "low life's" have tats! I am a professional woman who happens to have one that is very personal to me. It is something that I designed to pay homeage to my children and grandchildren. I didnt make the decision in haste and is not in a position on my body that I need to worry about "what I wear" for others to see. I think that your comment is one that shows your intelligence level~or lack thereof!
Friday 09 April
By GoldCity
Hey PRSTNLDR get a life. I own a very successful tattoo shop! I get all people here, from Bank Presidents to teachers to yes PASTORS of god driven churches. You are amazingly the opposite of normal if you think that all people getting ink are criminals. What a complete waist of a comment! Come out of your house aand look around we all wear clothes too we put our clubs down along time ago
Friday 09 April
By Armyvet
prstndlr: You need to get out more if you think only convicts have tattoos. Tattoos are very popular. People have been tattooing themselves for centuries as an artform and as a form of self-expression. People from all walks of life get tattoos for a variety of reasons. One of the most popular reasons is to memorialize someone who was loved and has passed on.
Furthermore, NO REPUTABLE tattoo shop would tattoo anybody who was impaired. My son owns State of the Art tattoo shop in Tuscon and they don't tattoo anybody who has been drinking, nor do they do gang related or racist tattoos.
Friday 09 April
By Doona G.
LOL, We have the same name and the same thought because that was my first thought and was going to be my post!
IDIOT!!
Friday 09 April
By Lee
This story sounds a little fabricated...someone looking for attention perhaps? That being said, the comment about gangsters and hookers having tattoos, probably one of the most ignorant statements that I have heard all year. My husband has more tattoos than anyone that I have ever met and he possesses a PH.D...also, I have tattoos as well and I am a biologist. All of our friends have college degrees and they too have tattoos. Most people have no idea that I have tattoos, as I dress very professionally and my clothing just so happens to cover the ink when I am working. It's amazing how the most trivial thing can cause people to pass judgment. One more thing, I recently read an article that claimed the majority of people donning tattoos are professional, white collar workers. I'm not talking about a rose on the chest or a tramp stamp, I'm talking about thousands upon thousands of dollars spent on tattoos that are designed by top-notch artists that have a waiting list six months to a year long. Do your homework and stop generalizing.
Friday 09 April
By Seriously?
prstnldr,
Abraham Lincoln once said,“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” I believe this applies to you.
Your comment, "You are much more likely to see tattoos on convicts, hookers, and gang members than lawyers, doctors, and teachers." is a false statement showing just how little you really know. Inventor Thomas Edison, Winston Churchill and his mother Jennie (who also had a nipple ring), Czar Nicholas II, Caroline Kennedy, King Edward VII, Prince Charles, Queen Victoria, Pres. Teddy Roosevelt and his daughter Alice, anthropologist Margaret Mead, actress Helen Mirren, and a SLEW of other well known figures have tattoos. Take the time to look it up...It may be an eye opening and learning experience for you. Besides, it's alot more fun than spreading hate and stupidity.
Friday 09 April
By BOB
Are there two "o's" in bob.
Friday 09 April
By kayjulcia
prstnldr...to respond to such a stupid statement seems absurd to me, but you really are a negative person. i am a mother of 3 and a professional in the business industry. i have 3 tatoos and am planning a 4th. each has special meaining to me as will the 4th. you are probably the lowlife that didnt have enough money to get the tatoo and now ur jealous. good luck living the rest of your life with that prejudice additude.
Friday 09 April
By jef
@prstnldr - while your comment fit a particular time, its now an ignorant comment revealing an age-defining bias because the post-WW2 generations are far more accepting of body-art, a trend I personally will only accelerate as the technology and capabilities improve.
They're working on implanted hearing aids ... so its only a matter of time before Mp3-jacks follow.
Friday 09 April
By Danny
Ditto Idiot
Saturday 10 April
By Jonna
Being in law enforcement for almost 30 years, either in patrol, jail, or court, I understand what prstnldr means. Almost each and every person in jail has tatoos. When I see people with tatoos, my first thought is not professional educated person. And when the person is overweight and out of shape, and have tatoos, I wonder why they take the easy route to "beautify" their body. Not to mention how too many tatoos clash with clothing with any pattern, like wearing flowers with plaid.
Friday 09 April
By illsell4u
I wonder if it ever dawned on this girl that the guy scratched on the 8 ball on purpose? DUH!!! Certainly there are exceptions to every rule. However, the average woman wearing a TAT may be the woman you want to take home for the night but it is also the woman you want no part of when the sun comes up.
Friday 09 April
By Scott
What a stupid comment. I'm a professional male, make in excess of six figures, have two advanced degrees and six tats.
And, my doctor and lawyer both have ink.
Friday 09 April
By MR.RICK
regardless of the dumb comment about who has tattoo, im gonna adress a few other things.
she met the artist in a bar! not only was she intoxicated, but he was also!
she got a tattoo from someone that just finished training!
she didnt know this guy at all! never saw his work!
if an artist is giving tattoos for free, that means no one would pay for the services he's putting out!
should we feel sorry for her or humiliate her?
would you ever be dumb enough to tell this story over?
this is a reflection of the type of fool you are!
if it was that hideos, would you never wear sandals, or would you get it covered up or removed?
no, you would write a story about it in an attempt to seek sympathy! (NOT!)
i only wish it would have been bigger. she deserves what she gets. the blame lies with her.
Friday 09 April
By italylov
She is an idiot for getting a tattoo when she was drunk. She is not an idiot for having a tattoo. I am a professional business woman who is at clients the majority of the time. I have a tattoo. I was smart enough and put enough thought into it to make sure I got it somewhere that could be covered up for work as people like you and others posting here are very naive and don't understand tattoos. My sister died at a very young age and both my brother and I have tattoos in her memory. So before you pass judgment, try learning a little. You people on here that make these ridiculous comments make yourself sound like redneck trash with no teeth.
Friday 09 April
By sugarcreekchile
Agreed, this woman is a total idiot. This woman has less brains than a drunken sailor who stumbles into a tattoo parlor. After a few drinks, she lets a guy she meets in a bar tattoo her. What did she expect? Her statement about making a promise and having to follow through is so lame. She won the bet and was under no obligation to accept the free tattoo. Ankle tattoos can be cute. One of my oldest son's girl friends has a tiny little shamrock on hers that was done in a licensed parlor that's very tasteful. If she's so upset, she can have it removed. I have a good friend who had married a biker when young who had several tattoos. After she divorced him and moved on with her life, she had them all removed for professional reasons.
Monday 12 April
By Attorney
This is in response to most of the comments about who has tattoos. I am an attorney with a thriving civil practice and am also the Assistant District Attorney. I have a tattoo on my foot in honor of every military man and woman who has sacrificed so that I can be free. I will not cover it up nor will I be ashamed of it. You are wrong to assume that only "bad" people have tatoos. However, I do agree that getting a tattoo while drunk from guy you just met in a bar is stupid.
Monday 05 April
By Gail Morrow
Have another tattoo artist doing something abstract over it and cover it up. Should not be that hard to change the appearance and also add some color!
Gail
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Friday 09 April
By Johnnie
That's an awesome suggestion!
But, I also have to agree with some of the other posts' that no reputible tatoo artist would EVER allow a drunk person to get inked, let alone not allow them to see the design before applying the ink. Doesn't that picture posted with this look more like a wrist instead of an ankle? I have ankle tatt's and my ankle's don't look ANYTHING like that. I dunno, I'm thinking that this whole story is fake now.