Apr 6th 2010 By Justin Massoud
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ... you had to choose between the company of lovely Jessica
and a comfortable Jedi bathrobe
that keeps your lightsaber safe from the Hoth-like temperatures of the bathroom after a shower.
Sorry -- no option for "Both. I'd dress up in the Jedi bathrobe and ask Jessica to wear a gold bikini."
Which would you rather have?
|Jessica -- hot military brat||1581 (84.0%)|
|Jedi bathrobe -- even Jedi have to shower||302 (16.0%)|
Stays fit by jogging outside.
You'd probably have to get off your ass and exercise, too.
Worked an obscure reference to "The Office" into her profile.
She has a bit of an online shopping addiction.
Live out your nerdiest Jedi fantasies for just 50 Galactic Credits.
Unless you own an actual lightsaber you may still feel naked.
Made of 100 percent cotton means you'll be equally comfortable and badass.
Still have to worry about your roommate "borrowing" it and going commando.
For another picture of Jessica, "Force click" here.