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Action must be taken if we don't want white dreadlocks to become commonplace on the heads of America's women. Watch this video to save mankind, in which McKee breaks down how we can stop the Bowersox juggernaut.
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Wednesday 07 April
By pig snout
the resident psychologist is right.the degenderless thing is out of hand.white women are attracted to dreds.there's a joke in jamaica.when a rasta walks on the beach he leaves three tracks on the sand.
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Wednesday 07 April
By DJ Maniak
Quite the opposite for me actually. White girls with dreadlocks are a huge turn-on for some of us! :-D
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Wednesday 19 May
By August West
Dreadlocks are not dirty. They are, actually, very clean mostly! Dread are really just a bunch of tangles & knots, & dirty/greasy hair wil not form dreadlocks, so I am sure, seeing that her locks are very tight & mature, that they are very clean & sexy as hell. Alot of other men think so, also! Dreads are spiritual for most who wear them. Also, saying "white dreadlocks" sounds a bit racist to me??? I know that this is supposed to be funny, but considering that it is on the verge of sexism & predjudice, I find it rather offensive!!