Today, our friends at FilmDrunk report on the tale of Malcolm Brenner, a 58-year-old writer who, in 1971, had a nine-month "emotional and sexual" relationship with a female dolphin named Ruby.

Brenner met Ruby while taking pictures of her at a Florida amusement park. He claims Ruby came onto to him by "nuzzling" and reports the sex was "phenomenal." Now, 39 years later, he has completed a novel about the affair, titled "Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover."

Seeing as movies about against-all-odds love affairs and movies about dolphins have traditionally been quite popular, "Wet Goddess" is a slam dunk for a big-screen adaptation starring Jake Gyllenhaal, right?

Or maybe not. Let's test the idea right here:
Would You See a Movie About Passionate Man/Dolphin Sex?
Yup -- I always wanted to know how that works209 (22.5%)
Maybe -- if it ends up on IFC, I won't immediately flee121 (13.0%)
No way -- that's just gross599 (64.5%)