Obama condomsSince the 2008 election, the aisles of novelty superstores have been inundated with enough Barack Obama merchandise to fill every seat in both the House and Senate.

There's toilet paper depicting our president's face, pro- or anti-Obama T-shirts made for your favorite canine, refreshing Obamamints and a disturbing Obama edition of the Chia Pet.

While great fun, many of these products aren't exactly things you'll want to consider for Mother's Day. We took a look at 10 of the nuttiest or most disturbing Obama-themed products.

Obama DildoObama Dildo
This 14-ounce hunk of rubber comes in both Democratic blue and presidential gold and promises a "big O"! We have to wonder if Obama was alluding to this Head O State pleasure toy when he OK'd all that offshore drilling a few weeks ago.

Obama ThongObama Thong
These minimalist patriotic panties from Cafe Press allow Obama fans the opportunity to show their support from head to crotch.

Obama Hot SauceObama Hot Sauce
Barack brings some extreme heat with this collector's edition hot sauce. Dump some on your favorite food or put it on display in your man cave.

Obama Barf BagObama Barf Bag
The Obama barf bag is perfect for a variety of Obama haters. One side depicts the president's face, while the other lists reasons he'll make people sick. Haters may want to keep this one close at hand during upcoming presidential addresses.

Obama Action FigureObama Action Figure
Manipulate this Japanese-manufactured Obama action figure however you're inspired. Make him the villain, make him the good guy, place him in a compromising situation, or put a lightsaber in his hand to ward off Darth Vader.

Obama Urinal CoverObama Urinal Cover
Upset about the approved health-care bill or government spending? Excuse yourself to the restroom to relieve yourself all over this urinal cover.

Beatin BarackBeatin' Barack
According to PipeDreamProducts, you should purchase this "Beatin' Barack" figurine because "real heads of state masturbate." Wind this toy up and watch Obama stimulate his own package.
Obama SoapObama Soap
The Audacity of Soap lets you clean your body and America at the same time. It also comes in eight Obama aromas, including "Prickly Pear Progress," "Honey Oat Hope" and "Sea to Shining Cedar."

Obama CondomsObama Condoms
As the condoms say, hope is not a form of protection. Slide one of these on your mini-me and practice safe sex and policy.


Obama Chicken Fingers
Spiegel, a German-based frozen-foods company, took America's love of all things fried and paired it with Obamamentum. The result? Now we crave Curry Dip every time we see the Prez on TV.