Here's this week's most outrageous relationship red flag story from the editors of The Little Black Blog of Big Red Flags.

The Story: I went with a girl to a movie my freshman year of college. I let her pick the movie, which was some Disney piece of crap that I still haven't recovered from. We made out a little in the back of the theater, though it seemed like she was trying to swallow my lower jaw rather than kiss me.

After the movie, we bullsh**ted in the parking lot a bit and she randomly said, "There are some times that I wish some of the suicide attempts I tried had worked."

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