Failed F train suicide attemptIf you got stuck on the F train yesterday because somebody jumped in front of the train, here's a small consolation -- the suicide attempt went about as well as your evening commute.

A 34-year-old woman was so disconsolate that she jumped in front of a Manhattan-bound F train without out even noticing that it had already slowed down significantly. Talk about a case of the sadsies. The woman survived the leap, but ended up underneath the train with a couple of deep cuts. Not being able to jump in front of a train right was probably not very good for her undoubtedly already-low self-esteem.

Her rescue by paramedics took 40 minutes, and F train traffic was re-routed to the D line, while the people who rely on the G to get them where they're going were screwed as usual, with service suspended between Bedford and Nostrand Ave. and Church Ave.