While watching "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, you no doubt noticed one thing: Justin Bieber sure is pretty. A little too pretty, don't you think? If it seems odd that this young Canuck came from nowhere and suddenly exploded across every Tiger Beat magazine cover, that's because he his backed by a major Canadian conspiracy.

Want to know how our neighbors to the north are using Bieber to destroy our economy? Check out the latest from trend expert Ryan McKee, and prepare for your mind to be blown ...