fart video blogger guyIt's tough to find a nice guy to just sit around with and smell each others' farts. Just ask an unidentified Oklahoma City man, who thought he had found a kindred spirit in mutual flatulence appreciation in an Internet chat room.

But when the 27-year-old showed up at his new friend's house, he wasn't treated to a gaseous buffet of beans and cheese. Instead he was forced to perform more traditional sex acts, an assault that continued until the suspect kicked him out of the house because his mother was about to get up for work.

Complicating the matter is that the suspect had sent the victim a series of sexually charged text massages before the alleged assault. When asked by police why he showed up after getting the explicit text messages, the victim answered that he "thought they could just fart and be friends."

Now the man pictured was neither the victim nor the perpetrator of this most foul-smelling of legal matters. Instead, he is a video blogger whose re-imagination of the incident is just as awkward and uncomfortably chuckle-inducing as the crime. Read on to see him do his thing. (NSFW -- language and terrible noises.)