Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Steven SeagalSteven Seagal is being sued for sexual assault and possible sex-trafficking. (TMZ)

Conan O'Brien will return to television on TBS in November. (Popeater)

The "He-Man" movie is back on track. (FilmDrunk)

Seth MacFarlane is set to co-write, star in and direct a big-screen comedy about a talking teddy bear. (UGO)

A new mistress was revealed in the Jesse James sex scandal. (Radar Online)

The 8-bit video game version of "Dr. Horrible" is too good to be true. (Unreality Mag)

The Fantastic Four and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are two of the biggest teams of losers in comic book–movie history. (Film Critic)

Brandon Routh could join the cast of AMC's "Walking Dead" TV series. (Screen Junkies)

Check out the recent Bayern Munich / Manchester United soccer match recreated with LEGOs. (With Leather)

Here are 25 more lesbians who look like Justin Bieber. (Holy Taco)